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Friday, November 18, 2011
Saturday, November 12, 2011
USMNT v France + EURO 1st Legs
(Who wouldn't love an NFL Quiniela, does this exist?)
In case you missed it, our beloved USMNT went down at the Stade de France 1-0 behind Loic Remy's goal in the second half. The John Harkes of the world might like to tell you that this was a heroic effort for our boys to hang in there with the French on their home soil. But anyone who watched the game, and remembers French teams of yore, will tell you that we were poor, and should come away with the one glaring truth from this game: France are still that South African funk, and struggling to find their feet in the post-Zidane era. Klinsmann will no doubt be kicking himself that he couldn't jump start his career with that marquee win over what was a very beatable French side.
The Positives
Jozy Altidore has a nice set of tools, he seems to excel with his back to goal, his finishing will only get better. He is 23. Maurice Edu was our MOTM for me, and I see no reason he can't become our regular CDM. He is 25.
The Negatives
There are obviously plenty of negatives that occurred in this game, most of them are obvious, so I'm not going to dwell on them here. I guess this is as good a time as any to point the finger at little Landon Donovan. He chose to stay at home and prepare for his MLS cup final instead of playing his supposed role as USMNT talisman. This is the same guy who had a chance to permanently move to England, and elevate the profile of our team and hopes of our country along with it. If we keep pinning all our hopes on this guy, we're going to get burned every time.
Europe
Only one big shock from the first leg of the Euro Qualifiers. That being the big fat egg laid by the Turks at home. Maybe they realized that they'll never get into the EU, and they aren't really in Europe in the first place, and didn't want to spoil everyone's fun. That is the only plausible explanation for their defending on that third goal. Shocking.
Montenegro will feel like they have a chance if they get an early goal, but the Czechs experience combined with their stoppage time second goal in the first leg should carry them through. That was a back-breaker in a tie that was never going to yield many goals. Ronaldo throwing a vintage hissy-fit over the bit of the turf that caused the ball to bobble at a critical moment was probably the highlight of the first leg in Bosnia. Portugal will like their chances at home, but you'd be a fool to bet on Portugal. And good for Ireland getting that monkey off their back. But they better be coming with a little better than old man Robbie Keane next summer. He is as washed up as a beached whale. Remember when he signed for Liverpool?
Sunday, November 6, 2011
Newcastle 2 v Everton 1 Player Ratings
Newcastle
Tim Krul- 6.5 He made some decently hard saves look easy. Could do nothing with Rodwell's late 1st half header. He is only growing in confidence each game and has become one of the best young goalies in the world.
Danny Simpson- 6.5 Fantastic in the 1st half, decent in the 2nd. His tantalizing, bouncing cross led to Heitingas own goal and he patrolled the right flank throughout.
Steven Taylor- 6.5 A tower in defense, His and Simpson's weak marking was the cause of Rodwell's goal, but besides that, he didn't put a foot wrong.
Fabricio Coloccini (c)- 7 He just seems to be two times smarter then everyone else on the pitch. His positioning and technical skill, as always, were excellent.
Ryan Taylor- 7.5 His son is born and he cements himself as the starting LB with a wonder strike of a goal. Could he become one of those rare players who completely switches positions midway through his pro career and become a way better player? It looks so.
Sylvain Marveaux- 5.5 He looked composed, tenacious, and had-working in his first ever EPL start. However, he did not offer anything special in attack and was forced to come off through injury.
Yohan Cabaye- 5 You can tell how important he is to the squad by watching this game. Before his injury, Newcastle looked the better squad and were up 2-0. After his injury, Everton dominated possession and were unlucky to not grab the draw.
Danny Guthrie- 7 Due to Tiote's injury, he made his second consecutive start, and once again, he played brilliantly. His passing and positioning were intelligent, and he did whatever he could to help his team to victory.
Jonas Gutierrez- 5 Quiet game from the Argentinian International. As always, his work rate and defensive helping were excellent, but he offered very little in attack. His crossing was weak and was never able to get behind Hibbert.
Leon Best- 5 He was a thorn in Everton's defense but couldn't do much with what he was given. His hold up play is fantastic, but he needs to create more if he wants to keep his starting spot from King Arfa.
Demba Ba- 6 He kept running, and running, and running. For a striker, his work rate today was phenomenal and that was all that was needed to get the full three points.
Subs-
Gosling- 5 Came on early for the injured Cabaye and did what was needed. However, he still looks a step slow from his past injury and is at least a year away from fighting for a starting midfield position. He was extremely lucky to have not given up a penalty with his hand ball in the box off Saha's shot.
Sammy Amoebi- 5.5 Didn't show the speed I was hoping for when he almost had the step on his man for the break. His left footed deliveries were brilliant and looks to have an excellent cross on him.
Ben Arfa- 5 He was unable to show the class he possesses in his brief cameo.
Everton
Tim Howard- 5.5 He could do nothing with either goal and didn't have much else to do today as Everton held control of the game.
Tony Hibbert- 6 He was solid throughout and didn't offer Jonas any room to operate.
John Heitinga- 3.5 He started the game with a horrible own goal and ended the game playing out of position due to Neville's injury. Not a day he will want to remember as he couldn't put a foot right today.
Phil Jagielka- 6.5 Started the game averagely but got better and better as the game wore on. Once Saha came on, it looked like nothing was ever going to get through their rock solid central defense partnership.
Leighton Baines- 5.5 He was solid defensively but never delivered his usual picture perfect left footed crosses.
Seamus Coleman- 4 He wasted a fantastic scoring opportunity in the beginning and could not get anything going for him all day. He gave the ball away too cheaply and must improve to keep his starting spot.
Leon Osman- 5.5 He worked hard but offered little. Nothing much to note of him today.
Jack Rodwell- 7 He worked his socks off and helped wrestle control of the game with his overall play. His header for Everton's lone goal was nice as well.
Phil Neville (c)- 5 He is getting to be a liability for Everton. He adds experience and grit to the squad but Moyes has to have a selection problem because Neville isn't fast enough to keep starting in the EPL. Came off hobbling in the 2nd so will probably sit out a couple games anyhow.
Royston Drenthe- 7 He was easily both squad's most entertaining and dangerous attacking player. If he is able to keep his head right, he will be an absolute bargain of a loan for the Everton squad and possess the last bit of quality they need to get back in the top 10.
Louis Saha- 5 He was able to create himself a lot of opportunities but was unable to finish any of them. He was extremely unlucky with his pop shot that hit the post but was even more disappointing in his other shots off target.
Subs
Distin- 7 Everton became a better team when he came on. He was unbeatable in the air and on the ground. It will be a shock if he isn't starting next game and for the rest of the season.
Cahill- 5 A weak cameo for the Australian. He was brought in to get the tie and was unable to deliver. He should be back to full fitness and starting at forward by the time they take on Wolves in two weeks time.
Mcfadden- 4.5 No impact worth noting.
Ref- 5 He got every call correct besides one huge miss. Gosling clearly handed the ball in the box and that was the difference in the game as he completely missed it.
Friday, November 4, 2011
Thursday, November 3, 2011
Lyon v Real 11/2 Champions League
Lyon
Hugo Lloris - 8 - The French Number 1 made a flurry of saves to keep his team in the contest in the first half, and was outstanding throughout.
Dejan Lovren - Inc. - The Croat had started well by saving his teams skin on two occasions early on. He was unlucky to go off with an injury in the first half.
Bakari Kone -6.5 - Did an admirable job filling in for Lovren and looks young and useful.
Cris - 6.5- Used every bit of his experience to minimize the havoc that Real's three headed monster was wreaking in Lyon's half. Things got easier as the game progressed.
Mouhamadou Dabo - 6 - He did an admirable job playing left back, (assuming that he is indeed right footed). Extremely unlucky to see a penalty given against him when it appeared Ronaldo had already lost control of the ball.
Anthony Reveillere - 5 - Tidied up his play in the second half, but was caught out on a number of occasions throughout the evening. Benzema had plenty of space to roam down the left hand side, and he was embarrassingly nutmegged on two occasions.
Kim Kallstrom - 5 - For a man that is famous for his left foot, he hardly was able to showcase it because he rarely found the ball at his feet. His delivery on set pieces was spotty as well.
Maxime Gonalons - 5.5- Showed a willingness to tackle, but was gotten the better of by Ozil among others on several occasions. He will be eager to get back to standard Ligue 1 opposition.
Bafetimbi Gomis - 6 - Cast in his familiar, lone European figure, Gomis was predictably starved for service and struggled to make the most of what precious little he was given.
Yoann Gourcuff - 5.5 - Woeful in the first half, looked well off the pace of the game and a shadow of the player he was at AC Milan. He started to come into his own as the game got into its later stages, but couldn't convert Lyon's best chance of the game.
Honorato Campos Ederson - 5 - Never looked like he would get the better of Lasanna Diarra, and confirmed as much when he reverted to some shameless Latin tactics to try and win a penalty. He will also be looking forward to getting back to Ligue 1.
Jimmy Briand - 7.5 - Easily Lyon's most lively player in an attacking sense. He seems comfortable on both sides of the pitch and must have made Real and Pepe nervous at times. Couldn't direct his header away from Casillas or it would have made for an interesting final 10 minutes.
Real Madrid
Iker Casillas 6 - Not the most convincing display from Iker, but he extended his record long shut-out streak and still looks to be one of the best in the world.
Sergio Ramos - 7 - If anyone lets him play right back again, they ought to be committed to an insane asylum. The proverbial shackles and responsibility that playing central defender impose on Ramos make him twice the player and half the liability he was at right back.
Pepe - 5.5 - Didn't have much to do on this evening, but isn't always the most convincing with his unorthodox style of defending. His positioning is suspect and he is asking for trouble at times.
Fábio Coentrão - 6.5 - Couldn't tell if he injured himself, and too bad if he did, because he looks like a hell of a left back. Apparently he can play elsewhere, but that has to be his best position. Showed a great sense of spacing and seemed to have a good understanding with Ronaldo down the left.
Lassana Diarra - 9 - I seem to recall him playing a bit of right back in his Chelsea days, (presumably under Mourinho). If this was his audition he stole the scene, providing just about everything you could want from a right back and then some. Oh, and switched over to left back after Coentrao went off like it wasn't no thing.
Xabi Alonso - 7 - Not his most memorable night, but you can see why he's so important to them. He is shockingly accurate with his long balls and is probably the key to Real's success.
Sami Khedira - 4 - It isn't entirely clear what his role in the team is supposed to be, and that was reflected in his play. He is supposedly supposed to be a defensive midfielder although he doesn't really strike me as a robust tackler. He picked up his play in the second half, but looked to be the chink in Real's armor in the first.
Ángel Di María - 5 - I like what Di Maria brings, but he was atrociously wasteful and responsible for the implosion of about six promising counter attacks. He is entirely too predictable in trying to get the ball onto his left foot and everyone knows it.
Mesut Özil - 8 - His first half was incredible, passing like he has eyes in the back of his head. There may not be a better CAM in the world right now apart from David Silva. The only part of his game that needs work is his finishing as he showed with a laughably tame effort on Lloris.
Karim Benzema - 8.5 - I thought he was outstanding and he rewarded the managers faith in him with a solid performance. Might have scored with his left foot if not for Lloris, but you like to see him playing with this kind of confidence.
Cristiano Ronaldo - 8.5 - He really can amaze you like no body else. I can't remember a free kick making a louder sound hitting the back of the net than his first half screamer. He could have been awarded a ten if he had maintained his energy and eagerness throughout the ninety, but he went missing for long stretches in the second.
Lyon verdict - Tony Parker and Zidane won't be that impressed with the French display on this evening. It wasn't that long ago that Real would dread the visit to Lyon, but the gulf in the team's abilities was more than evident on this occasion. I'm sure they are a different team domestically, but they looked outclassed on this evening.
Real verdict - I'm not sure if Mourinho knows what his best 11 is, but this has to be close. The reliability of Coentrao and Diarra at fullbacks gives Real an edge that their going to need in La Liga. As much as I hate to say it, I don't see a team more poised for champions league glory this year than Real.
Hugo Lloris - 8 - The French Number 1 made a flurry of saves to keep his team in the contest in the first half, and was outstanding throughout.
Dejan Lovren - Inc. - The Croat had started well by saving his teams skin on two occasions early on. He was unlucky to go off with an injury in the first half.
Bakari Kone -6.5 - Did an admirable job filling in for Lovren and looks young and useful.
Cris - 6.5- Used every bit of his experience to minimize the havoc that Real's three headed monster was wreaking in Lyon's half. Things got easier as the game progressed.
Mouhamadou Dabo - 6 - He did an admirable job playing left back, (assuming that he is indeed right footed). Extremely unlucky to see a penalty given against him when it appeared Ronaldo had already lost control of the ball.
Anthony Reveillere - 5 - Tidied up his play in the second half, but was caught out on a number of occasions throughout the evening. Benzema had plenty of space to roam down the left hand side, and he was embarrassingly nutmegged on two occasions.
Kim Kallstrom - 5 - For a man that is famous for his left foot, he hardly was able to showcase it because he rarely found the ball at his feet. His delivery on set pieces was spotty as well.
Maxime Gonalons - 5.5- Showed a willingness to tackle, but was gotten the better of by Ozil among others on several occasions. He will be eager to get back to standard Ligue 1 opposition.
Bafetimbi Gomis - 6 - Cast in his familiar, lone European figure, Gomis was predictably starved for service and struggled to make the most of what precious little he was given.
Yoann Gourcuff - 5.5 - Woeful in the first half, looked well off the pace of the game and a shadow of the player he was at AC Milan. He started to come into his own as the game got into its later stages, but couldn't convert Lyon's best chance of the game.
Honorato Campos Ederson - 5 - Never looked like he would get the better of Lasanna Diarra, and confirmed as much when he reverted to some shameless Latin tactics to try and win a penalty. He will also be looking forward to getting back to Ligue 1.
Jimmy Briand - 7.5 - Easily Lyon's most lively player in an attacking sense. He seems comfortable on both sides of the pitch and must have made Real and Pepe nervous at times. Couldn't direct his header away from Casillas or it would have made for an interesting final 10 minutes.
Real Madrid
Iker Casillas 6 - Not the most convincing display from Iker, but he extended his record long shut-out streak and still looks to be one of the best in the world.
Sergio Ramos - 7 - If anyone lets him play right back again, they ought to be committed to an insane asylum. The proverbial shackles and responsibility that playing central defender impose on Ramos make him twice the player and half the liability he was at right back.
Pepe - 5.5 - Didn't have much to do on this evening, but isn't always the most convincing with his unorthodox style of defending. His positioning is suspect and he is asking for trouble at times.
Fábio Coentrão - 6.5 - Couldn't tell if he injured himself, and too bad if he did, because he looks like a hell of a left back. Apparently he can play elsewhere, but that has to be his best position. Showed a great sense of spacing and seemed to have a good understanding with Ronaldo down the left.
Lassana Diarra - 9 - I seem to recall him playing a bit of right back in his Chelsea days, (presumably under Mourinho). If this was his audition he stole the scene, providing just about everything you could want from a right back and then some. Oh, and switched over to left back after Coentrao went off like it wasn't no thing.
Xabi Alonso - 7 - Not his most memorable night, but you can see why he's so important to them. He is shockingly accurate with his long balls and is probably the key to Real's success.
Sami Khedira - 4 - It isn't entirely clear what his role in the team is supposed to be, and that was reflected in his play. He is supposedly supposed to be a defensive midfielder although he doesn't really strike me as a robust tackler. He picked up his play in the second half, but looked to be the chink in Real's armor in the first.
Ángel Di María - 5 - I like what Di Maria brings, but he was atrociously wasteful and responsible for the implosion of about six promising counter attacks. He is entirely too predictable in trying to get the ball onto his left foot and everyone knows it.
Mesut Özil - 8 - His first half was incredible, passing like he has eyes in the back of his head. There may not be a better CAM in the world right now apart from David Silva. The only part of his game that needs work is his finishing as he showed with a laughably tame effort on Lloris.
Karim Benzema - 8.5 - I thought he was outstanding and he rewarded the managers faith in him with a solid performance. Might have scored with his left foot if not for Lloris, but you like to see him playing with this kind of confidence.
Cristiano Ronaldo - 8.5 - He really can amaze you like no body else. I can't remember a free kick making a louder sound hitting the back of the net than his first half screamer. He could have been awarded a ten if he had maintained his energy and eagerness throughout the ninety, but he went missing for long stretches in the second.
Lyon verdict - Tony Parker and Zidane won't be that impressed with the French display on this evening. It wasn't that long ago that Real would dread the visit to Lyon, but the gulf in the team's abilities was more than evident on this occasion. I'm sure they are a different team domestically, but they looked outclassed on this evening.
Real verdict - I'm not sure if Mourinho knows what his best 11 is, but this has to be close. The reliability of Coentrao and Diarra at fullbacks gives Real an edge that their going to need in La Liga. As much as I hate to say it, I don't see a team more poised for champions league glory this year than Real.
Saturday, October 29, 2011
Chelsea V Arsenal Player Ratings 10/28
Chelsea
Petr Cech - 4 - Not the Czech's best day by a long way. Had his defense to thank for the most part for the 5 goals, but could have bailed Chelsea out and given them a lift if he had kept one of the three saveable goals out. He unfortunately wasn't up to the task.
John Terry - 6.5 - Certainly not blameless, but Chelsea's only defender to put in what might be considered a reasonable defensive effort on the day. Capped off his perfect first half of glorious long balls by forcing past Mertesacker to bundle home from a corner. His unlucky slip was probably karma for him being such an arsehole.
Branislav Ivanovic - 4.5 - Uncharacteristic performance from the usually bullish Serbian. Was hardly involved in the game and when he was it was to allow an Arsenal player in behind him for a clean look on goal. Perhaps is better suited to right back where he can see the game in front of him.
Ashley Cole - 5.5 Epitomized the tale of two halves of Chelsea on this day. Excellent in the first, hardly putting a foot wrong, only to have it all come crashing down. Theo was clearly the victor in their mini-contest. Ten men went to bed!
José Bosingwa - 4.5 - Did not look interested in doing any kind of defending what so ever, and this kind of performance leads one to question just what type of mindset Villas-Boas is instilling in his team. Also failed to provide his usual support bombing forward down the right, not that they really needed it.
John Mikel Obi - 5 - Looked comfortable in the early stages, but failed to really get into the game. He is presumably out there to disrupt his opponents passing through the midfield which he obviously was unable to do. I'd be surprised to see him start their next game.
Frank Lampard - 6.5 - Popped up in trademark fashion to grab his goal, and distributed adequately. Played some nice balls early in the game over the top to leave Arsenal gaping. Faded as the game went on though.
Ramires - 7 - Not his best game, but you can see why Villas-Boas can hardly leave him out of his side. He is all over the field, willing to mix it up, and can be an attacking threat as well. Never knew he had the bottom teeth braces until today.
Juan Mata - 8 - He looks a handful, and poised to do well in England. In the mold of his former Valencia teammate David Silva, the crafty little lefty was clearly Chelsea's danger man going forward. You wonder if Premiership defenders will adjust to the little Spaniards the next time they see them. Cracker of a goal too.
Fernando Torres - 5 - Conspicuously absent from the cornucopia of attacking play that Chelsea offered on the day. Should have gotten an assist if not for the woeful Sturridge, but still needs to be far more involved. You thought he might thrive with Mata's service and Drogba not on the pitch, but it wasn't to be.
Daniel Sturridge - 4- He's been scoring out of his mind so far this year, so he was probably overdue for a stinker. That being said, he really did make just about every wrong decision that he could on this occasion, and couldn't get the ball in the net despite the best efforts of Andre Santos to clear a path for him. If he has only a decent game, the score might have been 6-5 to Chelsea.
Arsenal
Wojciech Szczęsny - 6 - Maniacal to come out like he did and fortunate to only see yellow when Rob Styles would have sent him off for sure. Otherwise a solid performance and not at fault for any of the goals.
Laurent Koscielny - 7 - After the circus that was the opening 10 minutes, Koscielny turned in another stalwart performance at the back. It's almost as if he plays that much better because he knows he has to chase down all the long balls because his running mate is unable to.
Per Mertesacker - 4.5 - This was actually a step in the right direction for the big German, if only two of the goals weren't ENTIRELY his fault. On most days, this would have cost his team all three points, and he can count himself lucky that his physical ineptitude hasn't stolen the headlines once again.
Johan Djourou -5 - Comedic in the first ten minutes. He looked like a schoolboy who had never played organized football before, cluelessly allowing Ashely Cole to coast in behind him. Settled down after that, but is a long way from Bacary Sagna.
André Santos - 3.5- Some pundits might forgive his defensive lapses for his goal and tackling improvement in the second half. I simply cannot. His first half performance should be sold as a tutorial video titled, "What you have to do to be subbed off at halftime." I can't even go into specifics. But thank goodness from Arsenal's point of view that Wenger stuck with him, because he improved tremendously in his defending as the game went on and finished well when Song picked him out. Could it be that he plays better when he's tired?
Mikel Arteta -5.5 - Ho-hum. In an action packed game, he was uninvolved in most of the key moments. Could have been tighter to Lampard and Mata on several occasions, but was reliable as ever with his passing and is looking more and more at home in the Arsenal midfield.
Alex Song -7.5 - Much like Ramires of Chelsea, Song was willing as ever to play his terrier style of a holding midfielder and stick his nose into trouble and come out with the ball. He played the pass of the afternoon to play in Santos for the second Arsenal goal which really opened up an already porous game.
Aaron Ramsey - 8- This was one of the better performances in the young Welshman's career. You can see why he is already captain of his country with his adeptness on the ball and understanding of runs and passing. Deserved the goal that he got a few weeks ago at White Hart Lane.
Gervinho - 6.5 - Blew his customary early chance a la Adebayor, but did well to tee up RVP for Arsenal's vital first when it looked like Chelsea could have been up 4-2 at halftime. He is just a tad soft at times for the premiership which might be a worry.
Theo Walcott - 9- When Theo plays up to his potential, they're few better. He's always going to be the fastest man on the field, and you know Arsenal fans are delighted every time he gets the best of Cashley.
Robin Van Persie - 8 - That left foot of his is something else. He did well to dribble past Cech to get Arsenal's 4th, and the 5th and his third that he lashed past the hapless Czech was the cherry on top.
Chelsea Verdict - There wasn't the typical attitude from the players you'd expect against Arsenal and whether that's a product of off the field incidents, complacency, or European football is anyone's guess, but it carried over into the crowd, providing an almost surreal atmosphere. Their defense was pedestrian allowing Arsenal to waltz all over them. They must have been expecting to hammer the gunners considering recent history, but Villas-Boas might have to shoulder some of the blame for what has to be his worst loss as Chelsea manager.
Arsenal Verdict - They must have been thanking their lucky stars not to see Didier Drogba, but it was looking like a "here we go again" when Mata evened the game at 3 with ten minutes left. In typical Neo-Arsenal fashion, they don't win with defending and it was their counter attack that put the game beyond doubt. This team couldn't be considered Bergen County League title contenders, much less Premier league title challengers with a defense such as theirs.
Petr Cech - 4 - Not the Czech's best day by a long way. Had his defense to thank for the most part for the 5 goals, but could have bailed Chelsea out and given them a lift if he had kept one of the three saveable goals out. He unfortunately wasn't up to the task.
John Terry - 6.5 - Certainly not blameless, but Chelsea's only defender to put in what might be considered a reasonable defensive effort on the day. Capped off his perfect first half of glorious long balls by forcing past Mertesacker to bundle home from a corner. His unlucky slip was probably karma for him being such an arsehole.
Branislav Ivanovic - 4.5 - Uncharacteristic performance from the usually bullish Serbian. Was hardly involved in the game and when he was it was to allow an Arsenal player in behind him for a clean look on goal. Perhaps is better suited to right back where he can see the game in front of him.
Ashley Cole - 5.5 Epitomized the tale of two halves of Chelsea on this day. Excellent in the first, hardly putting a foot wrong, only to have it all come crashing down. Theo was clearly the victor in their mini-contest. Ten men went to bed!
José Bosingwa - 4.5 - Did not look interested in doing any kind of defending what so ever, and this kind of performance leads one to question just what type of mindset Villas-Boas is instilling in his team. Also failed to provide his usual support bombing forward down the right, not that they really needed it.
John Mikel Obi - 5 - Looked comfortable in the early stages, but failed to really get into the game. He is presumably out there to disrupt his opponents passing through the midfield which he obviously was unable to do. I'd be surprised to see him start their next game.
Frank Lampard - 6.5 - Popped up in trademark fashion to grab his goal, and distributed adequately. Played some nice balls early in the game over the top to leave Arsenal gaping. Faded as the game went on though.
Ramires - 7 - Not his best game, but you can see why Villas-Boas can hardly leave him out of his side. He is all over the field, willing to mix it up, and can be an attacking threat as well. Never knew he had the bottom teeth braces until today.
Juan Mata - 8 - He looks a handful, and poised to do well in England. In the mold of his former Valencia teammate David Silva, the crafty little lefty was clearly Chelsea's danger man going forward. You wonder if Premiership defenders will adjust to the little Spaniards the next time they see them. Cracker of a goal too.
Fernando Torres - 5 - Conspicuously absent from the cornucopia of attacking play that Chelsea offered on the day. Should have gotten an assist if not for the woeful Sturridge, but still needs to be far more involved. You thought he might thrive with Mata's service and Drogba not on the pitch, but it wasn't to be.
Daniel Sturridge - 4- He's been scoring out of his mind so far this year, so he was probably overdue for a stinker. That being said, he really did make just about every wrong decision that he could on this occasion, and couldn't get the ball in the net despite the best efforts of Andre Santos to clear a path for him. If he has only a decent game, the score might have been 6-5 to Chelsea.
Arsenal
Wojciech Szczęsny - 6 - Maniacal to come out like he did and fortunate to only see yellow when Rob Styles would have sent him off for sure. Otherwise a solid performance and not at fault for any of the goals.
Laurent Koscielny - 7 - After the circus that was the opening 10 minutes, Koscielny turned in another stalwart performance at the back. It's almost as if he plays that much better because he knows he has to chase down all the long balls because his running mate is unable to.
Per Mertesacker - 4.5 - This was actually a step in the right direction for the big German, if only two of the goals weren't ENTIRELY his fault. On most days, this would have cost his team all three points, and he can count himself lucky that his physical ineptitude hasn't stolen the headlines once again.
Johan Djourou -5 - Comedic in the first ten minutes. He looked like a schoolboy who had never played organized football before, cluelessly allowing Ashely Cole to coast in behind him. Settled down after that, but is a long way from Bacary Sagna.
André Santos - 3.5- Some pundits might forgive his defensive lapses for his goal and tackling improvement in the second half. I simply cannot. His first half performance should be sold as a tutorial video titled, "What you have to do to be subbed off at halftime." I can't even go into specifics. But thank goodness from Arsenal's point of view that Wenger stuck with him, because he improved tremendously in his defending as the game went on and finished well when Song picked him out. Could it be that he plays better when he's tired?
Mikel Arteta -5.5 - Ho-hum. In an action packed game, he was uninvolved in most of the key moments. Could have been tighter to Lampard and Mata on several occasions, but was reliable as ever with his passing and is looking more and more at home in the Arsenal midfield.
Alex Song -7.5 - Much like Ramires of Chelsea, Song was willing as ever to play his terrier style of a holding midfielder and stick his nose into trouble and come out with the ball. He played the pass of the afternoon to play in Santos for the second Arsenal goal which really opened up an already porous game.
Aaron Ramsey - 8- This was one of the better performances in the young Welshman's career. You can see why he is already captain of his country with his adeptness on the ball and understanding of runs and passing. Deserved the goal that he got a few weeks ago at White Hart Lane.
Gervinho - 6.5 - Blew his customary early chance a la Adebayor, but did well to tee up RVP for Arsenal's vital first when it looked like Chelsea could have been up 4-2 at halftime. He is just a tad soft at times for the premiership which might be a worry.
Theo Walcott - 9- When Theo plays up to his potential, they're few better. He's always going to be the fastest man on the field, and you know Arsenal fans are delighted every time he gets the best of Cashley.
Robin Van Persie - 8 - That left foot of his is something else. He did well to dribble past Cech to get Arsenal's 4th, and the 5th and his third that he lashed past the hapless Czech was the cherry on top.
Chelsea Verdict - There wasn't the typical attitude from the players you'd expect against Arsenal and whether that's a product of off the field incidents, complacency, or European football is anyone's guess, but it carried over into the crowd, providing an almost surreal atmosphere. Their defense was pedestrian allowing Arsenal to waltz all over them. They must have been expecting to hammer the gunners considering recent history, but Villas-Boas might have to shoulder some of the blame for what has to be his worst loss as Chelsea manager.
Arsenal Verdict - They must have been thanking their lucky stars not to see Didier Drogba, but it was looking like a "here we go again" when Mata evened the game at 3 with ten minutes left. In typical Neo-Arsenal fashion, they don't win with defending and it was their counter attack that put the game beyond doubt. This team couldn't be considered Bergen County League title contenders, much less Premier league title challengers with a defense such as theirs.
Friday, October 28, 2011
Yama Hama, It's Fright Night

These two Arsenal fans can't bear to watch Mertesacker's "defending" either.
thanks to Niko for the gallery
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