Sunday, November 30, 2008

ronaldo a point shaver?

i don't know why else you would catch a ball going for your forehead. If ronaldo didn't go down so GD easily all the time, than he would get a lot more decisions, you think he would have figured that out by now, and he presumably has. Even still, he seems more content to just give up on a play when he feels he's been fouled, and that puts a lot of pressure on the ref to then instantly give the decision. Messi on the otherhand, will get kicked all day long, and let the play run out, and allow the ref to pull the play back to where he was originally fouled, a far more efficient and pleasing on the eye strategy.

but honestly, its tough to like and root for the collective united. especially ferguson, he really is a kid in a candy store. they've got some outstanding players. players i'd love on my squad, evra, park, anderson, tevez. but the amount that they bitch and whine is second to none. maybe those 2000s yankees a la roger clemens. but rio ferdinand is right up there with ferguson on that one.

Anyway, Man U 1- Man city 0. man of the match was SWP for me. what a joy to watch he is, and he gets kicked just as much, if not more than ronaldo week in and week out, and takes it like a man.

Its nice to finally see xavi getting all of the praise he deserves, but "one of the best in the world?" He really hasn't done that dramatically different from the last few years, has he? and as for henry on barcelona, well... yeah, it doesn't really work does it? I wanted to believe that he could fit in at barca, and he can at times, but the match is always going to be an odd one. little intricate passing has never been his forte, but rather that infamous dragback move that he patented along the left appears to be the only useful trick he has left in the bag. It's not that he's really lost a step, because it doesn't appear that he has, it only appears that Henry's game is better suited for england, for a number of reasons.

he's basically forced to play on the left wing, albeit always close to the pentaly area, and he's not really a winger. granted he can deliver that low hard ball right across the face of the goal with the best of them, that just isn't barca's style, and they would probably be better served leaving him on the bench when they have both iniesta and messi, (not to mention hleb) to support Eto'o.

and yes, come on arsenal! a little luck never hurt anyone did it. but we've been on the wrong end of that 2-1 game one too many times, so its a great win. but lets see if we can sustain any kind of form, before we get all carried away.
RVP is man of the match, who else?
stay classy nick/ piston fans

Friday, November 28, 2008

romanian politics (check the video).

this took place last week, i guess they are parlimentary candidates. the first thing the guy says in the video is, "you have the face of a bidet" and then... whoosh, what if biden did that to palin?!

http://www.ziare.ro/stirivideo.php?m=vizualizeaza&id=347

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

champions

first, this is from a b-sun, i used to be roch, blogger...

In the last two years, Markakis has quietly blossomed into the best right fielder in the American League, and there really isn't much point in debating it. (Vlad Guerrero might be more feared, but Markakis is the better overall player, and his best years are in front of him, not behind him.) Did you know he got on base 283 times in 2008? That was the most in the league, more than league MVP Dustin Pedroia and Indians All-Star Grady Sizemore. He was third in the league in runs created with 123 (a somewhat confusing statistic you can read about here), trailing only Sizemore and Josh Hamilton, and third in on-base percentage. Batting average, home runs and RBIs have become an antiquated way of measuring a player's value. The best compliments you can make about Markakis is that he's pretty darn good at not making outs, and he plays exceptional defense. There isn't much else you can ask from a baseball player...

and markakis had a horrible august/september, but hey, that kind of comes w/ the territory. so lets just fucking resign him already.

chelsea at bordeaux w/ it all on the line tonight. i'm putting my streak on the blues to get the job done. but i was snapped again last night by zenit. thought those ruskies would muster up a win, but when you are taking your best player off w/ 30 mins to go, (arshavin), it must be time for some caviar.

as will cottrell and i correctly observed, niklas bentdner is always going to be more effective as a sub, for whatever reason, and he gave arsenal a bit of breathing room, and more reason to focus on the upcoming clash w/ chelsea. which hasn't been the cleanest game in the past couple of seasons, so this weekend could be interesting. especially depending on what chelsea do tonight. new poll q coming.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

adorable local news

that's your news?
http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/11/23/massachusetts.piano/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

looks like a couple of umass-harwich "students" probably rough rider alum, finally thought of that timeless haloween prank they'd been craving all those years. only it came about 6 years and 3 weeks too late.

what the hell are these streakers doing? just some on suck it up and win it already.

Monday, November 24, 2008

banana, trick of the day

so whawt did you guys think of that last poll question? pretty weak huh? its about time for a new one in FBB also, to be frank*.

We had our first snow of the year, on friday. woopdie doo. i can't help but miss new orleans now. this was my fav time of year there anyway. with those chilly nights where it might drop down to a frosty 40 degrees, living in some poorly constructed house that its cold as shit it even though the heat is turned all the way up. yeah, thats what i miss.

tough times for arsenal. just not good enough. no longer are we dominating games and not getting results, but we're actually on the wrong end of the drummings for a change. i guess it really doesn't matter all that much in the end, but its been pretty painful to watch at times. no worse than this past saturday's second half. oh well, there's always europe.

and what an idiot that jfulk guy is. please pick the panthers. that was a proverbial choke in every sense of the word. i wonder how thorough espn is checking and making sure that everyone is only using one email address and not their little brother's or sister's, which I for sure would have done if i was still at home, or had any brother's and sisters. i mean if your gonna just give away 1,000,000 like that, its worth a shot.

my streak sits at 8, and i'm not touching MNF w/ a ten foot pole. lets just hope that people keep being idiots and thwarting themselves.

the orioles gave up 869 runs last year, thats a lot of runs

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

thanks a lot england

walcott going down with an injury, just what i need. i watched the second half of england germany. england were the better team, i'll just leave it at that. but with all the debate over the midfield, i think michael carrick may be their answer, (or at least part of the answer). He's really cemented himself in the United midfield this year with Scholes being out long term. He's finally putting in the performances we saw from him at spurs. His passing is immaculate, on either foot, and he's not short on confidence even when it comes to finishing these days, (if you saw the goal at stoke).

So then, with that said, what is your England Midfield, or starting 11 for that matter.

Mine is a 4-5-1 of sorts, w/ Terry, Ferdinand, at the center, A.Cole at left back, M. Richards or Glen Johnson at right back). And sorry Frank, but as much as I love you I think you're the guy who's gotta miss out. so it goes, Downing on the left, Barry and Carrick in the middle, Wright-Phillips on the right, and Gerrard going wherever he needs to in support of Rooney, or even Agbonlahor, who is really, really pacey. And put David Seamen back in goal.

Sunday, November 16, 2008

that's twice now...

..that arsenal have gotten their ass kicked in this young premiership season. i can't remember being so dominated in a match in the past 2 years in the prem, let alone in the same month. first from stoke, and now by villa, and at home no less? i'm not gonna write about how its time to question wenger, and how arsenal are the weakest of the "big 4," because maybe it is, and obviously, they are. But what I will say is that this is the least amount of faith I've had in a Henry-less team, who lack leadership, and who's best player, (clearly Fabregas) is incapable of changing the game on his own. Cesc is just about the only guy on the field that I can trust out there, aside from Clichy and Sagna. I just honestly don't like what Wenger is putting out on the field right now, end of story.

And as far as Bendtner, I've always thought that he's better suited to come off the bench, but Wenger almost has to play him now, because he's in their as much to defend on corners and set plays and win headers as he is to be a striker, which is a joke. I obviously prefer Vela, but thats another smurf in an already smurf filled team.

Man U, Chelsea, and even Liverpool look to be cruising, looks like its time weather the domestic storm and to look to Europe.

Rangers playing with emotion already ted? I didn't realize that reg season hockey was such a big deal. Oregon 55 Arizona 45. Houston 70 Tulsa 30. those could pass as basketball scores.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

yeah, its only the carling cup, but...

why wouldn't i be delighted with this weeks results? chelsea, chelsea, chels..ugh. at home? drogba was eatin onions and spottin dimes, and then throwing them back into the crowd? but a carling cup loss to burnley is nothing to be proud of, no matter what big phil might say. and we can talk about the spurs redknap revelation all we want, and yes, they are playing some of the best football in the country, but what is it? november? and where are they? 9th? that feels about right, they're right where they should be, pushing for that uefa cup spot.

lakers beat the hornets again, huh? seems like every time if fisher isn't driving the stake through our hearts, then kobe is there to finish the job. should have put rafer in the squad to pick up that first ejection. oh well.

tell me you saw jack wilshire play tuesday night. he's 16.

Wieters is stone cold last time I checked, but he'll still probably be league mvp or something. jets pats tonight? the thing about brett favre in prime time football is that its brett favre.

Monday, November 10, 2008

goodbye cruel streak

alas, the steelers did me in, streak snapped at 11. nice job rothlesbagger. should have put in gardenhoser. but the sad thing is i wasn't even half way there(to 25). At least arsenal took care of business, now if we could only handle the scrubs.

there have been some rumblings about the credentials of this newfound fantasy basketball league after numberou matches inexplicably are ending up as ties. Could there be some point shaving, a la hot rod williams going on? Who knows. I'm just looking forward to the return of Drogba to start throwing the wrench into chelsea's title plans. Apparently they've already booked their hotel rooms in Rome for the champs league final. I guess that's one strategy...

And as exciting as college football is, just think about how much better it would be without the bcs. Its ridiculous how many doubts and what ifs could be erased. RIDICULOUS! i've hated the BCS since miami beat the shit out of a piece of shit and heisman winning eric crouch and nebraska team that was all about the big 12 and big 10 for who knows why. (well, its the money) isn't it always??)

sorry college football fans, but your claim to a championship stinks, smells, smells bad. alright enough with the smells.

sam's euro power rankings
1. Barcelona
2. Chelsea
3. Man United
4. Arsenal
5. Real Madrid
6. Liverpool
7. Juventus
8. Bayern
9. Villareal
10.Atletico

also there's: lyon, roma, inter, zenit, porto, leverkeusen.

Thursday, November 6, 2008

not lookin so hot?

hey all you football fans. are you concerned with your teams' latest CL performace? are you gifting a late goal to Basel Exposition? Can't score at home to Fenerbeche? Drawing with those pesky Scots? Or losing again to Old Man Piero, and this time at home? Giving up three goals to Anortidis Farmougoustis(sp)? Or was your team just mirkoed by a Montenegran of all people?

Well, unless you are one of the aforementioned, I wouldn't be too worried about it.

Barcelona have nothing to worry about at this stage, and they sent out a fairly weakened squad to take on the hapless, but legitmate Swiss squad.

Arsenal's troubles are strictly domestic at the moment. Sure it would have been nice to beat Fenerbeche, but the result won't matter that much in the end, and Wenger and the players know that.

Man United are still the holders, and I wouldn't fret at a 1-1 draw at one of Europe's notoriously difficult grounds. Sir Alex stil has some tinkering to do, because he can't continue to leave Tevez/Berby on the bench continuously. Tevez is too good.

If you are a Real Madrid fan, you know all too well about how much trouble your club is in at the moment. Nevermind how good Barcelona are looking in the league, but what the f was a normally perfect Casillas doing lining up that wall last night? I could have drove the accord between the gap and the far post, Del Piero doesn't miss that. With Juventus looking strong, and the everdangerous zenit still lurking, with their fate in their own hands, madrid will know that they aren't out of the group yet...

And lastly, George, you and your fellow Chelsea supporters shouldn't be that discouraged at this particular result. Roma had been underperforming all season, and they were overdue for a result. But Bourdeaux are a very capable squad, so don't buy your knockout state tickets yet. Gourcouff is the real deal holyfield, and as long as Old Donkeyface Drogbaaa is playing up top, leaving the in-form Anelka to rot a la Wright-Phillips on the Chelsea bench, then yeah, theres always a chance things could blow up in fat phils portuguese face. And you have to go to france and romania if i'm not mistaken? That's a lot of latin languages, but it shouldn't be enough to derail your precious blues, not just yet. Oh and fuck you for taking spencer hawes ya bahsted, stupid waiver wire policy, give me the old yahoo instant add.

Quick mention to some dissapointing teams. Inter, Werder Bremen, Bayern, Germany, and Lyon is no where near where they were 2 years ago.

And some surprisingly impressive ones, Atletico, Villareal, Fiorentina, Juventus.

Monday, November 3, 2008

hey pablo, i think thats a candidate

I don't think anyone can appreciate this post more than Nick Derdemezis so I hope you read are reading this.
What is the goal of the year so far? is it not bentley? is goltv still doing that show on sunday nights with the dialtone in the background?

Obafemi Martins is the sneaky young, he puts Kanu to shame. Only 23 last week??! He's been around forever already, I guess we have too then.

Its looking like this might be the year that all the karma kramer finally catches up with Real Madrid, and they stop pulling all of those results out of their ass. Don't get me wrong, I used to hate it at first. But my Real relationship was a lot like the one I have with one of my favorite films, THA DUH-PAH-TED. Hated it at first, but the more you watch, the funnier and better it gets. Only with Real, I realized, why get mad at all of these crazy strokes of luck going their way when I could just sit back and enjoy it. Of course I prefer Barca, as I would imagine most neutrals do, but there's something special about Real that makes for great entertainment if nothing less.

Streak is at 10! Can you imagine DiMaggio? 56?! To je neuvěřitelný!

Sunday, November 2, 2008

you mean the panties your mother laid out for you?

gelp gelp texas. tech. Stoke crush Arsenal? Spurs beat Liverpool? Whats next? Harwich over Chatham in lifeguard olympiad? Darien tops New Canaan in Turkey Bowl OT?

Stoke actually beat the shit out of Arsenal yesterday. Embarassing. Chelsea & Man U cruising, but the real cruisers appear to be Barca. No GOLTV over here, but the recaps do them enough justice.

My streak was on life support yesterday with Michigan State, but them and South Carolina took me up to 9. Can I make it to double digits?

Work Forest put you in the hospital? really? too much chick fil a?