Monday, December 12, 2011
Chelsea v Man City Player Ratings 12/12
It took a few months, but Man City finally lost in the league at what has to be the hardest place to get three points in England over the last decade, Stamford Bridge.
City
Hart - 5.5; His team enjoy so much of the ball that it seems he's hardly called into action. But on those rare occasions that his services are required, he isn't always the most convincing. Blameless on this occasion however.
Zabaleta -7; The forgotten Argentine had an impressive game, getting the better of Drogba on several occasions. Struggled a little when he was moved to LB, but who wouldn't.
Kompany -7.5; Truly leads by example, and plays how a commanding center back should, by stamping his authority on the game. His one tackle on Ramires to bail out the hapless Yaya stands out in my mind.
Lescott-5.5; He appeared a little sluggish all night, but looked like he might get away with it until the handball. A silly penalty to concede when City looked like they might see out the draw.
Clichy - 5 ; A tale of two halves I'm afraid for Gael. There were warning signs in the first half when Sturridge brilliantly left him to create the first goal, (a similar move led to his first, cynical yellow card). And you'd have thought he'd have enough experience to not make the challenge that got him sent off, but unfortunately for him and City, he couldn't resist, and it turned the game.
Toure Yaya -4 ; Lazy? wasteful? complacent? I don't have enough adjectives, and this is a family-friendly blog, so I won't even try to put into words the efforts of brother Yaya. But for whatever reason, he seems to avoid the wrath of his manager and continues to find himself on the team sheet despite having the work rate of a middle-schooler who's been given a personal laptop to "learn" on.
Barry - 6.5; Quiet, yet effective night for the Englishman. Games like this remind you of why he occasionally gets into the England XI.
Milner - 6; Good pressuring and running, and found himself in good positions, but his final ball was lacking on too many occasions.
Silva -6.5; Not a memorable way to mark his 50th premier league appearance, some neat combinations at times, but failed to influence the game in his usual manner.
Balotelli- 7; Great goal to knock the game on it's head, and clearly has an incredible skill set. But can you trust baby huey enough to leave him home alone over the weekend, without coming home to find your house in shambles?
Aguero– 8; Lovely through ball to set up the first goal, came close to scoring his own on a couple occasions. Was at the heart of all of City's good work in the first half hour and was unlucky to come off after the red card.
Kolo & De jong-; Couldn't see out the result Mancini wanted.
Dzeko – His only touch was to take a shooting chance off of his teammate Barry's boot.
Chelsea
Cech-5.5; Would have been some save to stop Balotelli, wasn't up for it.
Bosingwa-6.5; After having found himself on the bench after a great start to the campaign, he made the most of his chance to show his manager his quality. Comfortable crossing with either foot, which is essential for a fullback. Perhaps a bit lucky not to concede a penalty to Silva in the early going.
Ivanovic –5; Failed to really step up and make that other CB spot his deputizing for the suspended Luiz. Probably is better on the right, but Bosingwa is a lot to sacrifice.
Terry - 6.5; Recovered nicely after the first goal to put in another solid shift. Never shies away from contact that's for sure.
Cole - 5 ; Looked frazzled like the rest of the premiership has when city were at their throats in the first thirty minutes. Calmed down as the game went on.
Ramires -6;, Not his best game, but always dangerous as it was his now trademark runs that got Clichy sent off. There won't be any questions about his fitness either (yaya) as he sprinted the length of the pitch in the 94th minute to defend. Love it.
Romeu- 7; Impressive stuff from the Spanish U21 Int'l. He showed good spatial awareness and the ability to take the sting out of the game when City were all over Chelsea in the first half. He doesn't play like a Chelsea player. (compliment)
Meireles- 6; Peripheral figure despite scoring. Made the finish look easy where he could have easily blazed over.
Sturridge-7.5 ; Had a hand in both goals, and the sending off. He has to be an automatic selection for AVB these days. Still puzzles at times with his decision making, but you have to credit him for getting into the right positions.
Drogba- 5.5; It's probably telling that the liveliest old Didier looked was in the dying moments, when he acted as human shield to time waste. We may have seen the best of the Ivorian.
Mata- 7; Was able to influence the game after City went down to 10, Chelsea are probably a better team without Lampard taking away his touches.
Lampard –There's that penalty I promised, and what a pen it was.
Malouda & Mikel - Brief cameos for the forgotten men and understudies of Mata & Romeu.
Man City verdict - Mancini got it wrong when he took off Aguero in favor of Mario when they went down to ten men, and he looked less likely to score another goal than he did to do something naughty. They were the better side for large parts of this game and will be kicking themselves when they look back and see how vulnerable Chelsea were.
Chelsea Verdict - The rest of the league will be thanking them, and you can't argue with the result, but you just wonder if AVB has some tinkering left to do before he decides how his Chelsea will play. Fernando Torres needs to play football. Frank Lampard will want to play football. It's all up for grabs at the Bridge.
Refs - Mark Clattenburg is a good referee, perhaps one of the better ones in the Prem. But he fell victim to the age-old adage of "Well, I've given one bad yellow card, so now I have to give 10 bad yellow cards." Too often referees are stubbornly predictable in their bookings. I'd love to have a favorite referee, one that I can always count on to have a good game, I'd even cheer for him, talk him up. But the more football, or any sport I watch for that matter, I just start to wonder if any good refs are even out there...
Wednesday, December 7, 2011
CL Recap
Monday, December 5, 2011
Fulham vs Liverpool 12/5 Player Ratings

In a mostly forgettable contest, Fulham stole all three points over the only slightly more deserving Liverpool, who will be kicking themselves when they look back at this Monday night come late May.
Fulham
Schwarzer-7- Heroic save to deny Downing late on was the pick of the litter. Was well beaten by Henderson in the first half, and could have easily been on the wrong end of this game on another night.
Kelly-5.5- Got a couple of key blocks in, and was repaid the favor by his keeper on more than one occasion.
Senderos-6.5- Held his own for large parts of the evening. Cleverly brought down Adam just outside the area to gladly receive his yellow for a professional foul.
Hangelaand-7- Resolute defending from the Norwegian tower. His stature was especially crucial in the dying moments to see out the game.
Riise-5- The other Norwegian will have enjoyed beating his former club, and tussling with his ex-golfing buddy Bellamy, but his best days are behind him I'm afraid.
Ruiz-5- The Costa Rican looks a shade too soft for the Premiership. Surprised Jol left him on for as long as he did.
Etuhu-6- There's no mystery what his role in the team is and he does it well. I'm not sure he played a pass more than 10 meters all night, which is an impressive feat when you think about it.
Murphy- 7.5 - Like it or not, everything Fulham does goes through him. He's no Xavi Hernandez, but he was the most influential player on the pitch tonight, dictating the snail's pace of the game when Fulham were in possession.
Dempsey-6.5- He certainly isn't shy of shooting, and he usually doesn't have another option. To a certain extent, Fulham are quite similar to the U.S. in their playing style, and Dempsey flourishes in this type of role in this type of system. It will be interesting to see how Jurgen & Jol deploy him going forward. On another night, he might have been sent off for childishly trying to get in Bellamy's face. But popped up at the crucial moment and got his goal.
Zamora - 6 - Proved that he can hold the ball up, but will need to show a little bit less with his back to goal if he wants to crack into Capello's squad.
Dembele - 8 - Should have opened the scoring early, but made up for it as the game progressed. Looked the only real threat to Liverpool with his somewhat unorthodox dribbling style. Useful player.
Liverpool
Reina-5.5- Made some great saves, but no one will remember those I'm afraid. Such is the life of a goalkeeper...
Johnson-5.5- Was hardly hassled at the back, but he hardly got forward and was prisoner to Fulham's negative tactics.
Skrtel - 6.5 - Sound defending, Zamora made things easy for him.
Agger -6- I'd like to have seen more of his driving runs from the back, as Liverpool were clearly starved for ideas as to cracking the Fulham nut.
Jose Enrique - 7 - Only the young Valencian left back Jordi Alba is keeping him out of Spain's national team.
Adam-6.5- Was influential, but only at times. Critically chose the wrong option on a 4-2 break. Liverpool needed him to be Gerrard tonight, and he wasn't.
Spearing - 6 - Was enjoying a decent debut until he lost his head and got sent off. Granted it was never a red card, but he didn't do his team any favors for the last 20 minutes.
Bellamy - 6 - Started the game really well, but faded in the second half and failed to convince his critics. Some will wonder if he really is the best wide option as Kenny tinkers with his personnel.
Henderson - 6 - So unlucky not to score when he hit the post in the first half. He did a respectable job of playing a sort of right defensive midfield, but you feel he was almost wasted in this role.
Carroll - 6 - Much like Bobby Zamora showed he can take a pass with his back to goal, Andy Carroll proved that he can win headers and knock the ball down to his supporting strikers. Is that worth $55million?
Suarez- 7.5- PhD candidate in the Dark Arts, Suarez's talent is impossible to deny. At the same time, he is impossible to root for as a neutral, because he is so repulsively childish and transparent in his demeanor. Needs a proper strike partner. Torres buyback?
Liverpool verdict - Dalglish's decision to keep Downing on the bench probably cost the reds three points tonight as the winger looked a match winner in his brief cameo. A top 4 spot is a more than reasonable expectation, but they still have some soul-searching to do, and hardly look a well-oiled machine.
Fulham verdict - Almost painful at times to watch, their insistence on playing almost everything backwards and sideways must be a footballers dream. But three points is three points, and they'll take them how they can get them.
Sunday, December 4, 2011
Newcastle Chelsea (in brief)

By far the weekends most entertaining game,(apologies Blackburn & Yakubu) Chelsea were more than flattered by the final scoreline. And as Deyan feared, with the news of Steven Taylor lost for the season, Newcastle are officially fucked and the scrap for survival begins. Chelsea are floundering still, but have the depth in their squad to mount a title challenge yet. With the brutal christmas games to come, anything can happen.
Newcastle
Krul - 9 - Incredible stuff from the young dutchman, stecklenberg has to be looking over his shoulder.
Coloccini Inc- Hopefully he'll only miss a week.
S.Taylor -7.5- Outstanding. Will be sorely missed.
Perch - 3.5 - With his awareness and Mertesacker's speed, I think we've found our ideal center-half.
Simpson - 5.5- Mata absolutely undressed him with that one turn, go back and watch it.
R. Taylor - 4.5 - I empathize here severely, because it's not fun to be slow, white, and out of position when you're playing full back.
Guthrie - 7- Really liked what I saw from Jeremy's non-morman cousin. Creative tattoos as well.
Cabaye - 6 - useful on the ball, useless in defense. conceded the pen, and was at fault for the goal, all in a days work.
Obertan - 5- Looks like Shane Battier, plays like J.R. Smith.
Lovenkrands - 7.5 - Economical in possession and incisive with his runs. Had no idea he was such a versatile player, I'll look out for him in the Danish team.
Ben Afra - 5.5 - Trying to do too much with too little of the ball.
Ba - 8 - Excellent. Deserved better.
The Ameobi Brothers - 6 - Sammy still has a lot to learn from big bro.
Chelsea
Cech - 5 - John Olereud is getting worse.
Terry - 8.5 - Who are you, and what have you done with the new, ridiculous JT?
Luiz - 4.5 - He is a bit unlucky at times, but he puts himself in bad situations.
Cole/Ivanovic - 5.5- Job done for the fullbacks, but never can I remember either player being less involved in attacking buildup, esp Ca$hley.
Ramires - 8 - Brace face was all over the place again. Unlucky not to score. Great player to have in your team.
Romeu - 5 - I was less than enamored with Alpha Romeu's play. Take your pick between him and Mikel.
Lampard - 5 - Poor penalty, not his best game. He'll score a penalty on tuesday night though, book it.
Mata - 8.5 - He's playing on a different cerebral level than the others.
Sturridge - 6.5 - Could have had about 10 goals. Will he partner/(deputise for the suspended) Rooney in Poland?
Drogba - 6 - He's lost that fire from a few years ago.
Saturday, December 3, 2011
Newcastle 0 v Chelsea 3 Player Ratings
A truly entertaining, end to end match that sadly was mainly decided by a blown non red card call in the first 5 minutes. David Luiz should have been giving his marching orders after he took down Demba Ba in the beginning of the match but was luckily only given a yellow card. This led to a match where Newcastle hit the post a bunch of times and Chelsea could have scored at least 5 more goals then they did. The worst possible result for Newcastle where not only did they unlckily lose their unbeaten home record, they also lost two of their best players through injury. With no depth at center defense, and both their star center defenders getting injured, Newcastle look to be in serious trouble. Adding that their star defensive midfielder, Tiote, is also injured, Newcastle will need some serious reinforcements in the January transfer window if they are to maintain their top 6 place. Chelsea, on the other hand, were extremely fortunate today and got the result they needed before their big Champs League game coming up in mid-week. This game will look to be the positive changing point of their so-far underperforming season.
Newcastle
Krul- 8.5 Two world class low left handed saves in the first half- the first on Lampards penalty, the second on Sturridges breakaway. Could really do nothing with Drogbas header and made a couple more great saves in the second half. Extremely unlucky to give up two more late goals and had another man of the match performance.
Simpson- 4 Wretched first half where he gave the ball away way too easily. He is a young improving defender who can hang with other decent players in the EPL but when coming against a star such as Mata, he has no chance. Improved in the second half but still a very weak display today.
S Taylor- 7.5 An extremely difficult game without his better center defender partner. Solid in the first half but couldn't do much playing alongside a player as wretched as Perch. Worked his ass off like usual but was given no help from his pathetic other defenders. Came off injured late on in what looks to possible be a serious calf injury.
Coloccini- N/A Made a couple solid defensive stops before he came off earl with what looks like an ongoing back injury. Was sorely missed to say the least.
R Taylor- 4.5 Some of the worst positioning I have ever seen. For a defender, he brings a great work rate and an exceptional offensive game. However, he is far too slow to be playing at outside defense in the EPL and for a defender, he really cannot defend well at all. Horrible challenge at the end of the match that showed his frustration and easily could have been a red.
Obertan- 4.5 Yes he is dangerous with the ball on the right wing and has skills in abundance. But he seems to run around like a headless chicken that has no soccer IQ whatsoever. Gave the ball away way too easily and seems to only be able to go right, thus making him far too predictable for a winger.
Cabaye- 7.5 Solid all around. I love everything about this player and he does everything above average. He is fierce in the tackle, seems to always be one of the smartest players on the pitch, and has perfected the cross field pass. However, he was slightly at fault for Mata getting separation in Drogba's first half goal.
Guthrie- 6.5 He is too slow and not even close to the power man that is Tiote. However, he knows what his strengths are and sticks to them wisely. Another solid game deputizing at center mid.
Lovenkrands- 6 A surprising start, and a more surprisingly well played first half where he looked dangerous and full of confidence every time on the ball. Faded massively in the 2nd half and came off for Sammy.
Ben Arfa- 5 Newcastle's most skilled player did what he has been doing all season- he tried to do too much too much of the time. He did again show his flashes of skill when on the ball but could have done much more. Came off at half, hopefully for tactically reasons and not cause of injury.
Ba- 7.5 Easily Newcastle's most dangerous player who has developed into a fantastic all around striker and one of the buys, if not the buy, of the season. Hit the post once in the first half off a fantastic header and forced another post hit again in the second half when pressuring Drogba. Got tired at the end and seemed to need more help today.
Subs
Perch- 4 Maybe the worst player in the EPL. He is far too weak to hang w/ Drogba in the air and is far too unconfident to do anything else well either. The drop off going from Collo to him is like going from dating a dime for a year and having her break up with you so you go to the bar get blacked out and take home the fatty. However, he did improve greatly in the second half and seemed like he finally grew some confidence. Sadly, it looks like he will be starting in central defense the nest couple weeks.
Shola Amoebi- 5.5 Came on at halftime for Ben Arfa to add a big physical presence and def made his presence felt. He, as always, screwed up a couple opportunities but was able to hit a lovely right footed rocket off the bar. Like the rest of his team, he was very unlucky today.
Sammy Amoebi- 5 Showed his flashes of skill in one dribble but didn't offer much else.
Chelsea
Cech- 6 Pretty decent save on Ba's turnaround effort in the first half. He kept his clean sheet but that was mostly because of luck aka the crossbar/post.
Ivanovic- 6 Ok first half where he did nothing really wrong nor nothing really well. Did what he needed to do and didn't offer anything more.
Luiz- 4 Ooo how he always seems to amaze me. He should have been sent off for tackling Ba in the first 5 minutes and almost gave away a goal a few minutes after that. Then he got beat way too easily by Ba for his header that hit the post moments after that. He did settle down as the game went on.
Terry- 8 It was always going to be difficult playing with such an unreliable player such as Luiz but, like usual, he played with his heart on his sleeve and put his body out there when he needed to. Fantastic performance to help his team keep the clean sheet they needed.
Cole- 6 He realized very early that Obertan can only go right and, on the most part, did a decent job defending him. Like Ivanovic, he had a solid game defensively but didn't offer much in attack.
Ramires- 7.5 For one of the few players who played mid-week, it was surprising that he seemed fresher then most. However, it was not surprising that he seemed faster then everyone on the pitch and did everything above average. Fantastic player all around.
Romeu- 7.5 If Ramires surprised me, Romeu baffled me. And I mean in a good way. For the youngest player on Chelsea, he someway seemed the smartest. He never gave the ball away cheaply and except for one time when Ba completely blew by him, his defending was rock solid. A great young player who at this rate Barcelona will surely use their genius buy back plan on as soon as they need him.
Lampard- 6 A decent game from the England International who had his penalty saved, but it wasn't a bad penalty whatsoever. He looked extremely pissed to be taken off in the second half and surely knows his time as a starter is about to come to an end.
Sturridge- 6 He created so much in the first half but yet couldn't finish any of the chances he created. Far too selfish today and will need to improve his decision making and finishing if he wants to be starting in place of Rooney for England during the group stages of Euro '12. Nice strike late on however to finish the scoring.
Drogba- 6 A fantastic header goal in the first half that was followed by a horrible miss in the beginning of the second. Great hold up play once Collo went off through injury but nothing to brag about since he was going against a Championship players such as Perch.
Mata- 8.5 World class play in the first half from probably the only world class player on the pitch. His movement, timing, intelligence, touch, and passing are second to none (except for maybe his Spanish counterparts he cant seem to jump in the Spanish starting lineup). Faded a lot in the second half but did all the work he needed to do in the first. Came off in the second in what sure is to rest him for their Champs League game coming up.
Subs
Miereles- 5.5 Did what he needed to do when he came on in the 2nd.
Torres- 4 No confidence or sharpness in his play. He is a shadow of his former self.
Kalou- 5 Was lucky to score his first goal of the season. Will he ever get a start again?
Friday, December 2, 2011
The Big 5 of the Last 2 Weeks and Predictions
Monday, November 21, 2011
Villa vs. Spurs Player Ratings
Tottenham
Friedel - 6 - The Premier league's oldest player was scarcely tested by an impotent Villa attack. Claimed what little crosses he had to and might have been expecting better from his former club.
Walker - 7.5 - Another stellar performance from the young right-back, justifying Capello's decision to include him in the England squad and underscoring the depth the three lions have at that position. You have to admire his skill set: a powerful shot, accurate crosses, comfortable going forward, and aerial prowess. Looks to be the total package.
King - 6 - Ledley mostly stayed out of the limelight, but he'll surely face sterner tests than this. Can he stay healthy? Is he first choice when everyone else is fit?
Kaboul - 6 - This was an uncalamitous night for the Algerian. He even showed flashes of composure on the ball. Still this defensive partnership has doubters to convince if Spurs are to stay in the coveted top 4.
Assou-Ekotto - 7.5 - His ridiculous afro couldn't distract from the fact that this is a hugely improved player from seasons of old. Maybe it takes a couple of years to adjust to the Premiership. BAE is a confident and accurate passer and does a nice job of supplying his weapons around him with the ball.
Lennon - 6 - He's capable of creating a goal at any moment, but his decision making can let him down at times. Laid a goal on Adebayor's doorstep which the Togolese promptly squandered.
Parker - 8.5 - He looks much more deserving of the PFA's player of the year award this year than he ever did at West Ham. He's been a revelation in his terrier role that Redknapp has bestowed upon him. I only hope that he doesn't lose his occasional impulse to get forward and give us goals like the above.
Modric - 8 - He almost suffers from the fact that players like Van der Vaart and Bale require so much of the ball. Too often he is sacrificed and not able to influence the game enough for me. As long as they are winning this is tolerable, but you can see why he might want out in January.
Bale - 9 - What a weapon. His speed, combined with his ability have to put him in the conversation as the most sought after players in the world after CR7, and Messi.
Adebayor - 7 - Sure he got his double, but he should have had at least 4 in truth. He was uncharacteristically active, especially tracking back in defense. He is undoubtedly talented, but I think both he and Spurs will need to sustain their play if they are to convince their skeptics.
Van der Vaart - 6.5 - Still looks a tad pudgy for me, i.e. huffing and puffing after 30 minutes. Although his vision and left foot are top class, he can be a defensive liability.
Aston Villa:
Given - 5.5 - He should have done better to collect Bale's cross on the second goal, although Collins didn't do him any favors.
Cuellar - 5.5 - What a way to return to the premiership after what feels like a three year absence. Go and mark Garreth Bale.
Dunne - 5 - Much to everyone's chagrin, he only just missed adding to what has to be the largest and most comical own goal collection of any capped player. Not his best evening.
Collins - 5.5 - Unsighted Given which probably led to the second goal, but won tons of headers on long balls.
Warnock - 6 - Came into the game for Villa's brief flurry of attack early in the second half with a couple of decent crosses.
Hutton - 5 - I do not like him at right back, and I certainly don't like him at right wing. Will have to fight Cuellar for his place.
Herd - 6 - Looks to be a decent young player, but Spurs passing simply wore him out, and he was out of gas halfway through the second period, not unlike most of his team.
Petrov - 4 - The Villa captain is usually a good barometer of their chances in a game, and boy did he sum up their play tonight. He stunk, and so did they, He didn't do the young Herd any favors, allowing Modric, Van Der Vaart, Parker, and whoever else drifted infield entirely too much space.
Agbonlahor - 7 - The only remotely dangerous looking play that Villa mounted came through him and his pace. Did not look like he was enjoying proceedings.
Bent - 6.5 - Had a handful of half chances, and tried to stay as active as he could. But he was horribly starved for service.
Heskey - 5.5 - Another chapter in the illustrious career of Sir Emile Heskey. Just when you thought you'd seen it all, he lines up at left wing. Is there anything this man can't do?
Spurs Verdict - They outclassed their opponents by a long way in this Anglo edition of MNF. Redknapp couldn't have lucked into a better class of midfielders, but they are still suspect up front and at the back for me.
Villa Verdict - Their new manager, (a man who led arch rivals Birmingham straight into the Championship) elected to use a holding striker and a right back as his wingers. Their lack of ambition was evident when they ran out of gas and ideas and essentially threw in the towel around the 70th minute. The end stages of this game were painful to watch as a neutral and felt more like an exhibition than a competitive match. All you need to know is that Mcleish only used two subs, and one was bringing on Fabian Delph, (a defensive midfielder) for Chris Herd in the 88th minute.