Manchester United v Fulham Player Ratings

Manchester United survived a far more nervier finish than they would have liked as David De Gea struggles continued.  RVP popped up for a trademark classy goal, but did precious little else, and Wayne Rooney picked up a bizzare gash which will somehow keep him out for a month, and the best player on the field was not wearing a red shirt.



Manchester United

De Gea- 4 - The inconsistency continues. He seems a bit skinny for a keeper, doesn't he? And if you can't grow a full beard, then just keep the peach fuzz at home, (speaking from experience here)

Rafael- 5 - For all that he offered going forward, he was equally a defensive liability.  Showed his inexperience again by committing two inexcusable fouls in the dying moments.

Carrick- 4 - Some defensive midfielders make great center backs, some do not.

Vidic- 6 - Hardly called on to defend, classy own goal.

Evra- 6.5 - The type of performance we've come to expect from Patrice. Always offering that out ball for his midfielders.

Cleverley- 7.5 - Took advantage of the acres of space given to him. Distributed nicely. Not as much a defensive liability as Scholes either.

Anderson- 3.5 - Looked tired after 30 minutes, couldn't believe Fergface left him in as long as he did.  Not sure if God himself could have stopped Dembele today, but didn't do himself any favors for repeatedly diving in.

Valencia- 9 - The rating is as much a reflection of Briggs poor afternoon, but you can't ask anything more from your winger than to consistently deliver inviting balls which is exactly what he did.

Kagawa- 8 - No problems adapting to the prem so far, he's been given the keys to the offense.

Young- 5 - Excellent chipped cross to set up third goal, but that was one of the few highlights in what was otherwise a fairly forgetful afternoon.

van Persie- 6 - Brilliant goal, otherwise a peripheral figure. Never really linked up with Kagawa.

Fulham

Schwarzer- 5.5 - Could have done better to prevent the rebound leading to the second goal.

Riether - 7 - In the right place at the right time every time, brilliant last ditch defending.

Hughes - 6 - Mostly reliable, a few miscommunications with his partner.

Hangeland- 6.5 - Has grown accustomed to life in the Premiership, provides a great calming influence on his teammates, and isn't bad on the ball either.

Briggs- 3 - Yes Valencia is a handful, but continually allowing him to fizz balls in cannot be your strategy, simply over-matched.

Duff- 6 - Great goal, was the benefactor of an awesome deadball routine which I wish we saw more of.

Diarra- 5 -Useful in a tackle, but sub-par on the ball

Dembele- 10 - The kind of player that shows you a glimmer of the ball, and then takes it away, must have evaded 20 challenges using the same trick. But what earns him the rating is how many times he won the ball back for his team. Strong, pacy, just outstanding.

Kacaniklic- 6.5 - Got the better of Rafael more than once. Wish we'd seen more of him on the ball.

Ruiz- 5 - Doesn't quite have the physicality for these types of games. Clever player, but needs to work harder on defense as well.

Petric- 6.5 - Made the most of what limited service he had, and won the free kick for the first goal.

Man of the Match - Dembele
Flop of the Match - Anderson
 

Newcastle v Spurs Player Ratings

Both teams will need to improve if they want to come in 4th or 5th in the league again as they last year. A dressed-down AVB's Spurs looked like a team who had just lost one of the top 5 players in the league and are still struggling to find their feet.  Gylfi Sigurdson was certainly not the answer to their prayers they might have hoped him to be on this day.

While Alan Pardew was cementing his reputation as classiest manager on the British Isles, his team were lucky to come away with three points in what was a somewhat static performance.  They should be sending a Christmas card to Rafa Van der Vaart who didn't do his defensive reputation any favors by gifting the magpies what would be the winning penalty.


Newcastle

Krul - 6.5 - Excellent shot stopper, begs questions as to his foot-skills.

Simpson - 6-  Did well after an early yellow card, Bale did him a favor by drifting inside.

Taylor - 7.5 -Rock solid at the back, him and Coloccini have to be in the conversation for the leagues top pair if they can stay on the field.

Perch - 6 - Looked rather comfortable at CB where he'd looked like he didn't even belong on the pitch in years past. Safe to say he's shed the title as worst player in the Prem.

Santon - 5.5 - Was done in by the tricks of Lennon, but who wouldn't be?

Tiote - 7 - Imagine him when he's fit.

Cabaye - 4 - Failed to get involved in the game and his delivery wasn't great.

Guitierrez - 7.5 - Endears himself to his fans by applying his defensive insticts, and is a handful going forward down the left wing as well.  His brief cameo at center mid in the second half highlights his versatility, great player to have at your disposal.

Ben Afra - 8.5 - Rumored not fit to play beforehand, he was in fact the difference in this match. It remains to be seen whether his African strikers can get on his wavelength.

Cisse - 4.5 - Dissapointing.

Ba - 6.5 - Save from an incredible finish, Ba too offered little impact to the game, though he was at least more willing to try and find space.

Anita - N/A - First game jitters for sure.

Spurs

Friedel - 6 - Like a bottle of wine, old Brad.

Walker - 7 - Never realized he had such a long throw on him as well, as if he doesn't have enough tools already.

Kaboul - 6.5 - Much improved last season, and showed a newfound poise on the ball we haven't seen in years past.

Gallas - 5.5 - Shaky at times, but just about got the job done to use one of my least favorite cliches.

Assou-Ekoto - 7.5 - Played some delightful diagonal balls, and offered the width when Bale drifted inside.

Sandro & Livermore - 5 - One of them needed to be a bit braver.

Sigurdson - 5 - What do you know about pressure?! He knows something of it now.

Lennon - 8 - I maintain that Aaron Lennon should be starting for England no questions asked.

Bale - 7.5 - Needs to resist the temptation to drift inside.

Defoe - 5 - I wouldn't trust Jermain Defoe as a lone striker no sooner than I'd trust him to hand in his homework.

Man of the Match - Ben Arfa
Flop of the Match - Cabaye

Chronicles of Euro Cup 2012

From guest writer Aaron Segal- 

I am writing this with the intent to share the experience of Euro Cup with all of you who care about soccer want the unique perspective I was able to get during my most recent trip to Europe 2012 (and because Deyan asked nicely). While there is plenty I missed, particularly in the beginning and the end of the tournament, hopefully you enjoy the stories of what did happen. Plus this should be fun…

As the tourney opened I was painfully stuck working. Quick background, I now work for a global education company and was given an assignment to go to Rome for 10 days to meet as many teachers and student groups as possible to meet and greet, make sure everything was going well, schmooze and buy stuff for VIPs. Afterwards I flew to Poland…Opening night I was meeting a group for dinner but did manage to take out a group of the adults on the town. We got back just in time to watch the Russian demolition of the Czechs. Funny how that ended up working out…

The next day I finished work in time to get to Piazza di Campo de Fiori to watch the beginning of the Netherlands v. Denmark. You would not believe how many Dutch fans were randomly in Rome but you probably can believe how much they stand out in a crowd. In the Piazza every bar/restaurant has tvs that are facing the square and there are distinct areas devoted to certain countries that are marked by flags. I sat with a cute Dutch girl and started talking about the potential the Dutch clearly had to make an impact on the tourney. For those who watched this game, it was the beginning of the end for the Dutch. Plenty of good possession and individual skill but completely lacking teamwork, especially in the final third. Surprisingly, the Dutch I spoke with after the game were not upset about losing at all; they were more upset that they didn’t play well together. They calmly said, “well, now we need to beat Germany.” Yikes, that’s optimism.

Again fail as I had to meet a group outside the city during the Italy v Spain game. This blew and I was pissed. I went to the restaurant half an hour early so I could watch the first 30 minutes in a side room with the staff before the group came into the restaurant. It was still kind of visible so I was jumping up from the table strategically to check the score and watch replays when something had clearly happened. I did however make it back to an Irish pub in Rome for the Ireland v Croatia game. Despite the enthusiasm and drinking ability of the Irish fans, they never stood a chance and I was impressed with Croatia (and very much looking forward to attending Spain v Croatia).

I’ll speed up a little bit here because even with maximum creativity license, I was still watching games on Tv’s, cool part was that it was at night and in Italy. England v France attracted some fans but they got along (oddly) so nothing interesting happened and the game wasn’t that good. Afterwards I went to this really cool neighborhood called the Travestere in Rome which you should check out if you are there. Kinda like an Italian hipster neighborhood without any of the negative hipster traits. In part due to this find I really enjoyed the Ukraine v Sweden game. Also because of the throwback for Sheva.

Moving ahead, Blaszkowski’s goal was sick and I only caught the end of the much anticipated Germany v Netherlands bc of evening work. The last 20 minutes were really entertaining as the Dutch fans started to get really excited but ultimately they were let down tremendously. Also screw Portugal for scoring late against the Danish.

So 3^rd match day of round 2 I flew to Krackow. Krackow is really small and really old (not destroyed in WWII) and has beautiful Polish girls. There is one main square where all of the night life is and there were flags announcing Euro Cup everywhere. Every single tv in Poland was playing each match all tourney long. They were such proud hosts that it was genuinely pretty heartwarming. I watched the Spanish rip Ireland apart as once again the Irish fans got drunk and silly but couldn’t compete. Vodka and beer are dangerously cheap in Poland and I ended up seeing a friend from work, completely randomly, and raged with jubilant Spaniards all night. My Spanish was flowing…

I’ll save specific site seeing stories for another time as this is explicitly a Euro Cup thing. Next set of games began after we dragged ourselves very hungover through a couple of walking tours of the old town and Jewish quarter of Krakow. France and Ukraine had that stupid rain delay which threw off the timing of what I think was a Friday night. Anyways, I was hanging out with some dude from LA who just got a massive severance from some defense contractor and was down to party. We went to this outdoor bar in the square showing the game where Trotsky and Stalin (or whatever his name was at the time) used to sit and rip vodka shots, this felt cool… Possible game of the tourney for me between England and Sweden, not necessarily in terms of quality but in terms of drama. I was rooting hard for Sweden because I was headed to Sweden on the day of the last round of matches and it would have been sweet if that game had meant something. Cue Welbeck’s cheeky finish and the last Sweden match didn’t matter.

Now for the GOOD STUFF (sorry it took so long). Train to Warsaw arrived at maybe 4 pm. The Warsaw FanZone was right next to the train station so I check it out before going to drop my bags off at the house I was Couch Surfing at. Went downtown to the main area again and walked all the way to the stadium, very legit. Also, seemingly very easy and cheap to get a ticket to Russia v Greece but I preferred to watch the final Poland match with all the Poles. Lots of Russians in town though and a weird vibe after the rioting the previous round. Side note on what happened; apparently it was some kind of national holiday so the Russian federation submitted a proposal to allow the supporters to march down to the stadium. Many Polish people said this would be a bad idea… So during the march, Poles would put scarves over their faces, go in for a few slugs and then bounce, remove the scarf and act like nothing happened. Clearly the police got involved and it was shown all over the news. Oh well.

Anyways, I end up meeting the couple I was staying with and after debating where to watch the match, the wife and I won out and we decided to go to back to the FanZone. Marek, the husband, was convinced it would be too crazy…def correct. At around 7:30 it took almost an hour of strenuous pushing, mob style, to get through the doors of the FanZone. I shit you not, this was highly unsafe and stampede like. You saw the big pictures on TV, half of Warsaw was in the FanZone. Once the fear of death/missing the game was quelled by getting inside I took a look around. The pictures I took don’t do it justice but some of the aerial shots we saw on the screens do. Imagine not a city block or two closed but the majority of the downtown area. There were I think 7-8 screens the size of an intersection with people as far as the eye could see facing each screen. They were positioned so that there were many city blocks facing each screen. 100% of people were wearing red and white. Almost everyone had a scarf, face paint and any number of other silly costumes. Very music festival-esque. Unfortunately, despite a strong start, Poland deprived us of what would surely have been one of the craziest parties anyone has ever experienced. Bummer.

Next day, just watched the games with Mark, the Polish homie, all the while discussing what could have been. He was bummed.

MATCH DAY! I took a train to Gdansk from Warsaw, about 5.5 hours and got in at 2:30. I figured I would check into my random hostel and then check out the Old Town before getting into game mode. Not possible. The entire city was already FLOODED with Spaniards and Croatians just raging. Interestingly enough and a very positive dynamic to step into, they got along quite well and everyone was being extremely gracious towards the Polish hosts. Everyone of every language knew the chant of “POLSKAAAAAA biały i cerwony” This was included in the mix of every other chants throughout the entire day. The next 4 hours consisted of beer drinking, singing, dancing, occasionally starting random conversations (Spanish to Spaniards and English to Croatians). Everyone was deliriously excited and it was here that I vow to attend every international soccer tournament possible, period. It’s just the f’ing best atmosphere possible! Also really funny were the many chants of “Arrivederci Italia!” Come on entertaining 2-2 tie!!

Getting to the stadium was easy but time consuming as Gdansk is a small town and not used to transporting 40,000 spectators from the main area to the  brand new stadium about 5 km away. Side note, no idea what this stadium will be used for in the future, seriously…

Once I got off the train and started following the hoard of people towards the stadium we finally got a glimpse of the stadium. Sooooooooooooo sick. I was a little nervous as I still needed to pick up my ticket from the UEFA version of will call but that process was actually really easy. Ticket in hand, I giddily went toward the stadium finishing the last beer of the game, beer inside is non-alcoholic, silly. I tried to walk around and take pictures of everything so I could share it with everyone; I think I did an ok job. Walking in I realize that my ticket is literally on the midfield stripe and row 25! This is what buying “section 1” gets you. I got inside in time to check out warm-ups and am only reminded of the Barca games I used to see of the skill and touch of all the players. The Spaniards are playing the fastest games of 1 touch keep away that is humanly possible. For anyone who has ever played the game seriously, it is humbling.

The entrances are chilling and the stadium is pretty much full. Advance planning and knowing where your team will be helps out the euro fans. The game itself was one of Spain’s “boring games” where all they did was artistically pass the ball around with incredible touch and control. They controlled everything. The pace of the game was so leisurely that we might as well have been relaxing on the Costa del Sol with a table of sangria, just like the Spanish prefer. The only real break in Spain using superior skill and lackluster ambition was in counter attack. Luka Modric is spectacular and clearly a world class talent. He took the ball and flew past people to create the only real Croatian chances of the match. I will be furious if he moves to Madrid and I am forced to hate him.

Spain casually decides to win the game at the end and completely screw over Croatia. Kind of a bummer for the Croatians and messes up the friendly dynamic of earlier in the day but nothing bad happens. Probably 30 minutes after the game and just as everyone is getting on the trains it starts to rain as hard as humanly possible. After seeking cover in the underground train station of the old town people start to venture out into the rain because there is no beer in the underground train station. This creates a dancing street party of Spaniards, very fun but very wet. I have no idea what this town of Gdansk is actually like because this experience was so unique to this particular day.

I’ll stop here because the next day I flew to Sweden and nothing particularly unique to Euro Cup happened here. I watched the Sweden game at my friends apt in Stockholm and everyone wished the game had mattered. If you like blondes, move to Sweden immediately, it’s all true!

On that note, I hope you enjoyed reading this and see you in Brazil!

James Milner: (Aston) Villian or Victim?

Would I rather be a fringe player on a perennial title contender or a star man on a mid-table side?  

This is hardly a question unique to one player, but no man illustrates this dilemma better than James Milner. Here is a player who has been described promising, inspiring, frustrating, and currently: disappointing.  And this is a man who should theoretically be in his prime at 26 years old.  Let's have a a look at his CV shall we:

• 2002 - Crashed on to the scene at age 16 for Leeds, youngest player to score in the Premier League at the time. 
• 2004 - Sold to Newcastle for £3.6 million at age 18, showed glimpses of promise but wasn't given enough opportunities to become a mainstay in the side. 
• 2005 - Loaned to Aston Villa, continued to improve, is one of the few bright spots on a poor team, announces desire to make loan permanent with hopes of becoming regular starter
• 2006-08 - Returns to Newcastle, enjoys his two successful campaigns and starts the majority of games, integral to Newcastle's success
• 2008-10 - Signs permanently with Aston Villa for £12 million, is a key piece of a formidable Aston Villa squad
• 2010-12 - Signs for Manchester City for £24 million,  sees gradual decrease in role as Man City beef up their squad and pedigree.

Because of The Times

The modern transfer windows have become dominated and ultimately driven by insatiable media speculation which in turn fuels several select clubs' lavish spending and egregious stockpiling of talent to the extent that there are always a few newly signed players that will start their campaign with only an outside chance of breaking into their new teams' starting XI.  We cannot take the misinformed assumption that regular football is the goal of every player as countless careers have gone to fester and rot away on the benches of big name clubs.  I know that I would not like the idea of never getting to play a meaningful game if I were a professional, but that is an article for another day.  Yes, much like the ill-informed, starry-eyed NCAA freshman who hires an agent only to not be selected in the NBA draft, this ridiculous state of affairs has robbed some of the more naive players entire years of their career .  This problem is not new of course, but it has only become more visible as the financial distance between the haves and have-nots is more exaggerated and the UEFA's laughable "financial fair-play" (rule/slogan/mantra/credo, I don't even know what to call it but unenforced) continues to claim its victims.

Manchester City have quickly added themselves to the likes of Real Madrid, Chelsea, and Liverpool as some of the worst offenders in this area that spring to mind in the last decade.  These clubs quickly pounce on want-away  signings fresh off their best full season to the promise of playing time, a focal role, and champions league football (well, not in Liverpool's case) only to find themselves firmly rooted to the bench on matchday.  Like the spinning of the wheel, each year these signings raise eyebrows and beg the question: how the hell is he going to get minutes in that squad?  (I'm looking at you, Romelu Lukaku)

But you really can't blame the clubs for this policy as the laws of transfers clearly allow this unregulated behavior.  Although managers might be guilty of misleading players in terms of playing time, it is the players who all too often more than happy to oblige, perhaps living under some egotistical cloud of their own perceived abilities and stature. There are of course other considerations to factor: age, international future, position depth, etc.

Enough is Enough

How long will a young James Milner persist with Manchester City before he reaches his breaking point?  At what point does reality set in?  How long does one stick with the big club?  Shea Given, like many others before him, had to swallow his pride and take a familiar trip down the M6 to Aston Villa where he'd be assured of first team action.  

Although we cannot completely dismiss the factors of age and positions, (goalkeeper being the extreme exception in terms of playing time) one could posit that these two men found themselves in similar situations at the beginning of last year's campaign, on the outside of the Manchester City starting 11 looking in.  Given left, Milner stayed.  Given is the everyday keeper for the previously respectable Aston Villa, (before Alex Mcleish got a chance to inject his odious brand of crosstown Birmingham style football and almost got them relegated).  But Milner is sadly stuck in this fringe role at Manchester City and seems unlikely to break free of its shackles unless he would leave the club.  The problem he faces if he leaves is that this would be seen as detrimental to his career and as a failure in too many people's eyes and perhaps even his own.

The hard truth of the matter is, James Milner simply is not good enough to start every game for today's Manchester City.   Such is the culture that encourages footballers like him to jump at every opportunity to move on to a bigger club at any cost. There is not enough room at the top of this pyramid for every player to thrive.  What makes these players stay? For those that insist on plodding away and making the odd 15 minute Carling Cup cameo you have to assume that the answer to this question is the same answer to many others in this world. To quote DJ Shadow, "It's the money."

Will Milner return to Villa Park for the third time? Or will he add himself to the likes of Sean Wright-Phillips, Nuri Sahin, Alberto Acquilani, and who will join this unenviable list of under-utilized, unfulfilled stars?   Only time will tell, but a safe bet is that many will be temporary Mancurians and Madridistas.

Euro 2012 Hopes/Regrets

 (Will anyone ever top this feat?)

Spain's 4-0 drumming of Italy meant they immortalized themselves in footballing lore and will be on the short list of best teams ever in any semi-educated conversation for years to come.  It also glossed over what was a relatively underwhelming tournament in terms of high-quality, high-scoring, memorable games that European Championships usually produce.  Perhaps that's symptomatic of the tactical state of the game that Jose Mourinho has inflicted upon us. None the less, it was gratifying to see Spain return to the previous heights they had set themselves and not limp into history but march into it.


Hopes

• Jordi Alba plays like this for Barca. Chills are running down Madridistas' spines.

•  Alan Dzagoev made enough of a splash to escape from Moscow and land on the continent somewhere.  Russia getting out of their group might have helped his cause. 

• The USA changes its anthem to America the Beautiful. Will this happen in my lifetime? Probably not, but it really needs to. And I realize I'm risking offending 4 of my 7 readers here, but whatever. Seeing Tim Howard hum the silly, dated, star spangled banner just does not have the same emotional effect as Gigi Buffon belting out his canto italiano with his eyes closed. (granted poor Timmy probably wouldn't be the one to keep his eyes closed, but none the less)

• Pirlo gets the praise he deserves. Incredible he was under the radar for so long. Anyone who watched those great Milan teams of the mid 00s knew about him.

•  Ibra moves to the premiership and tosses around John Terry weekly

Regrets

• Germany didn't make the final. Everyone was looking forward to the two best teams in the world meeting in the final, but credit Italy, they deserved it. 

• Neither the hosts progressed. Would have added more atmosphere.

• Ashleys were allowed to take penalties.  They are a slight improvement over Darius Vassell though, who had no business even being included in the squad in Euro 2004.

•  We don't have commonly known nicknames like our Spanish speaking counterparts. Apart from Kobe, I can't think of any players off the top of my head that any announcers even refer to by their first name (though I'm sure they're are a few).  Granted I'm not talking about the Hawk Harrelsons home town radio announcer. I'm talking about the ESPN guys.  After reaching my breaking point with Darke and Macca answering their own questions, "That wasn't a very good ball Macca, was it."  I flipped over to ESPN Deportes and my enjoyment level went up 5x.  My favorite nickname is David Silva's, "el chino" because he's "short."  Maybe I would get tired of my Mexican hosts as well, but there was a candidness, and nice back and forth banter that they had going which is basically the opposite of anything Darke and Macca put us through. Mustoe was the pick of a bad bunch.

Group Stage Grades

what do you mean you don't have tzatziki

Group A 



Czech Republic - B+ - Saying that they've overachieved is obviously an understatement.  To beat the Poles on their own soil without their only real star (Rosicky) is an achievement enough in itself.  Pilar the left winger and Selassie the right back have had a couple of decent games, and the introduction of Hubshcman forged their identity.  But Milan Baros by himself isn't going to scare the Portuguese and it's difficult to see them getting a goal much less progressing.

Greece - C+ - Yes they were unlucky against Poland and might have won. And they have gotten better as the tournament has worn on.  (players like Samaras come to mind).  But it's more than fair to say that their luck has evened out.  They really didn't play the football to earn their way to the knockout round, and were it not for a catastrophic error by a Russian center back they would be back home dusting off their drachmas and standing in the unemployment line.  Will be interesting to see how they react after Germany score...

Russia - C - Put the ball in the box! Every Russian must have been pulling their hair out watching that agonizing last 20 minutes against Greece.  As great as they looked against the Czech Republic, it worked against them in hindsight as they must have thought that they'd waltz through the group. I thought their holding midfielder, Denisov was excellent, and Zhirkov was a bit unlucky that his good work didn't lead to more.  I couldn't help but feel a little bit of schadenfreude too when Arshavin's lackadaisical tendencies that mutinied the arsenal on several occasions this year started to creep into his team, especially against Greece.  With everything to play for, Russia looked like a team who had accepted their fate. 

Poland - C- -  The Poles too must have thought that they'd waltz right through the group after their first 20 minutes of the tournament which they came out all guns blazing.  But how fast did that peter out?  The Dortmund stars were all impressive.  But to lose at home to a rather toothless Czech side speaks to the lack of a backup plan that most of the nations failed to incorporate. 

Group B
 
Germany - A - You don't really get the feeling that we've seen the best of Germany.  What we have seen is a cool and composed Mario Gomez who is choosing a decent time not to poop his pants on the big stage as he has in the past.  They are definitely vulnerable, but a wise man wouldn't bet against them.  They are confident too, and have a great team collected that is epitomized by Ozil, the most selfless play I can remember.  They'd have to be the favorites to lift the trophy as unconvincing as Spain have looked. 

Portugal- A- -  They must have been licking their chops when Denmark beat the Dutch in the opening game which blew the group wide open.  And despite the fact that they had the advantage against Holland in that they didn't necessarily need the 3 points, you have to give them credit for taking what the group has given them.  It's painfully obvious that they are at their best on the break with two of the world's best players with the ball at their feet, Nani and Ronaldo.  But I just wonder whether there is enough of a passer in Meireles, Mountinho, and Veloso to overcome the kind of challenge that the Czechs will give them. 

Denmark - B - They will be kicking themselves for allowing that late winner against Portugal because that was the goal that effectively ended any real hope they had.  But it was a decent showing from the Danes although we were left wanting more from the supposed Ajax starlet Eriksen who hardly seemed to see much of the ball.  I guess the word got out about him.  Their left back, Poulsen was impressive.

Holland - F - And they earned their F.  Bert Van Winkle or whatever their coach's name is clearly no Phil Jackson.  And I can't remember seeing a team that clearly did not have any sort of collective spirit and high of a profile as this Dutch team.  Sure we wouldn't be talking about this if they had progressed. Because this is essentially the same team that made the world cup final and played some incredible football two years ago. But what a failure. The tactics, the selection, everything they touched turned to shite.  Sneijder was their best player, but what is it worth to be the best player in a failing system?  Ask Felix Hernandez.

1 vs. 11

Group C

Spain - C - Does Del Bosque know something we don't? He must, because no one else can figure out why he persists with this incredibly frustrating formation.  Spain will continue to pass the air out of the ball, and the air out of the stadium, but you get the feeling that this won't win them the tournament.  Surely Del Bosque knows this and will shake it up? Por supuesto que si.  Meanwhile, Andres Iniesta, is just fine playing tiki-taka, thank you very much.  Is there a player that could be more ideal for the type of Barca-induced style of football that Spain have made their trademark?

Italy - A - You can take the Italians out of Italy...but you'll still get a vintage Italian team with a modern edge that look very dangerous.  It's gratifying to see Andrea Pirlo, a longtime personal favorite of mine, having such a tournament in the twilight of his career.  As ever with any Italian team, the key for them is to score first. They aren't built to come from behind, and they haven't had to do it at this tournament yet.

Croatia - B+ - Croatia are surely the best team that will not be playing in the knockout round. And were a bit unlucky in the way the fixtures lined up for them, having to play Spain last.  Luka Modric is just incredible, you can't say enough about his touches, passing, movements, just outstanding.  Bilic had to roll the dice and go for it in the second half against Spain, an unenviable task. You just felt that they missed the energy of Olic who might have given the dog-tired Mandzukic a much needed lift.

Ireland - D - They were out of their depth and they knew it. They didn't do themselves any favors conceding in the first five minutes, but at the end of the day Trapatoni just didn't have the players at his disposal to hang with three of the world's elite.  St. Ledger was especially outclassed throughout (sorry buddy if you're reading this, but you were, it's not your fault you're just not that fast).

Group D

England - B+ - Job done.  I'm not entirely sold that they players have completely bought into Hodgson's style of play.  It's one thing to defend, but surely England shouldn't be sitting back against the Ukraine as they were?  Or maybe they should.  I really am puzzled by England because it's so difficult to look at them objectively whilst we are so used to the players being stars for their club team while England are really just a bunch of mugs having a scruff. Gerrard has unsurprisingly flourished without having to worry about Lampard playing next to him.  They still strike me as too mistake prone to lift a trophy or get by a team as solid as Italy.

France - B - A bit of a mixed bag. They showed what they are capable of in spurts. But god knows it's gonna take more than that to repeat their epic 2006 world cup defeat of Spain. And it will have to come from the same man who scored in that game, Ribery, who all of France must be wondering if he's going to have his breakout game.  Also, Phillipe "the hamburgler" Mexes begs the question to whether he'll be able to keep up with the Spanish maestros.

Ukraine - B - That first game was a bit of an aberration, but they put themselves in great shape to qualify and let themselves down in the end.  I thought they could have gotten something out of that France game if they had played with that same recklessness as they did against Sweden, but it wasn't to be for the host countries this tournament.  Yarmalenko certainly turned some heads, and someone will snatch him up from Dynamo Kyiv no doubt.

Sweden - B- - Why beat around it, this team is a one man show. And what a show it is.  But just as with Ronaldo and Portugal, teams that rely too much on one player are ultimately doomed.  Sweden gave us some great moments though. Like Zlatan getting in Joe Hart's face after they took the lead. Joey had the last laugh though.  Could have used an Henrik Larson as Elmander didn't offer much, it was unclear whether he was even fit.

Euro Best 11 Group Stages

I’m going w/ a 4-2-3-1 formation because that’s the most popular formation in the world right now.

GK- Stephan Anderson (Denmark) Faced a Euro record 32 shots against Holland in the opening match without letting in a goal and commanded crosses into his box better than any other goalie so far in this tourney.

RB- Theodor Selassie (Czech) Strong in defense, potent in attack with a nice cross to boot, Selassie has been a revelation and will need to be even better when he goes up against Ronaldo tomorrow.

CB- Pepe (Portugal) As much as I love to hate him, there is no denying his talent and passion for the game. Both in defence and in attack, he has been completely dominant in the air and unlike his defensive partner, Bruno Alves, his long range passing to his superstar wingers has been brilliant as well.

CB- De Rossi (Italy) Play him out of his position and it don’t matter. His excellent performance against Spain deserves special mention as he looked a Euro 2004 Nesta, Maldini, and Cannavaro combo all rolled into one.

LB- Chiellini (Italy) He has carried his brilliant club form to the national team and has been a rock with De Rossi in the back in their ever changing 3 back formation. Like De Rossi, he will be a HUGE miss in their epic quarterfinal encounter w/ England.

CDM- Modric (Croatia) For all the talk of nibbling pains and exhaustion leading up to Euro, Modric regained his form of last year as one of the best midfielders in the world. He was the best player on the pitch against Ireland, the 2^nd best (to the man coming next) against Italy, and easily the best against the World/Euro Defending Champs. How he was able to “outSpain” Spain so effortlessly will only lead to more rumors about which of the top teams will swoop him up this summer and for how much.

CDM- Pirlo (Italy) The best player of the group stages, Pirlo is like a bottle of fine wine- as he gets older, he only seems to get better. The way he dictates a match seemingly in super slow motion is a beauty to see and, combined with his picture perfect set pieces, incredibly difficult to defend against.

CAM- Ozil (Germany) The best player on the best team and that is pretty much all that needs to be said. His movement is second to none and his intelligence on/off the ball makes the game so much easier for his teammates.

RW- Nani (Portugal) Even with his horrible miss against Holland, Nani has been an overall better player than his more famous Portugese winger counterpart. His touch, vision, passing, dribbling, and speed make him extremely dangerous every time the ball comes near him. For having such a disappointing season for United this year, Nani has surprised me in how much better he has looked against extremely tough competition.

LW- Iniesta (Spain) As with England, don’t be fooled by Spain winning their group. For a team filled with such ridiculous talent, Iniesta (and maybe Silva) has been the only one who has showed up. While the rest of the squad seems to play solely horizontally, he has offered the only constant vertical threat and seems able to juke out the entire opposing defense without breaking a sweat.

CF- Gomez (Germany) He has done what a center forward in a one striker formation needs to do- hold the ball up and score goals when presented with the opportunity. With his midfield being so dominant, Gomez hasn’t had to do much, but he has done enough to hold off Klose and remain the focal point of Germany’s vaunted attack. I would be extremely surprised if he does not end the Euros with the golden boot.

Subs

GK- Casillas (Spain)

RB- Boateng  (Germany)

CB- Hummels (Germany)

CB- Lescott (England)

LB- Coentrao (Portugal)

CDM- Schweinsteiger (Germany)

CDM- Karagounis (Greece)

CAM- Gerrard (England)

RW- Alan Dzagoev (Russia)

LW- Ronaldo (Portugal)

CF- Mario Mandzukic (Croatia)

Note- The CDM position has easily been the most superior position so far so even though Schweinsteiger has been the 3^rd best player in the entire Euro’s, he couldn’t make it onto the starting 11. Khedira (Germany) is the best player who didn’t make it onto the bench, and I put Gerrard out of position because he deserves to at least be a sub.

Group A Wrap Up

 Mr. Advocaat's looks like he's just gotten a bit of bad news.

The unlikeliest of scenarios and UEFA's head to head tiebreaker meant that Greece and the Czech Republic's 1-0 wins were enough to shock the footballing world and see Russia and Poland out of Euro 2012.  After Russia's 4-1 dismantling of the Czech Republic and Poland's dominant performance against the Greeks in their respective opening matches, the smart money was on the Warsaw Pact to progress.

But as the old adage goes, it's all about peaking at the right time, and Russia just simply ran out of gas and ideas as their performance got progressively worse as the tournament wore on.  There might be a sentiment of injustice lingering in the Russian camp as they go out on a tie-breaker, but they can't have any complaints. 

Credit has to be given to the Czechs for completely righting the ship after their opening game debacle, but it is difficult to see them (or Greece for that matter) troubling either of the Group B sides.  And what can you say about Greece that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan?  Don't let them score because they can park the bus with the best of them.

Day 2 & 3 Recap

 (Portugal were this close to sharing the points)

Denmark blow group B wide open. With Germany, Holland not quite firing on all cylinders the Danes and their free flowing midfield will fancy their chances to progress.  They don't seem keen to park the bus either, so their next two games should yield some goals.

Germany grind out a result. It wasn't pretty, but Germany are in the driving seat for the most coveted spot in the quarterfinal draw as the group B winner.


Group C, the real group of death. Croatia's impressive performance was no doubt in part due to a poor Irish display, but they will be nothing if not confident as they only need a result against either Spain or Italy to progress.

What is Del Bosque doing? Take nothing away from Italy, I thought they were great, but Spain were a far cry from the world champions and tiki-taka giants we've come to know over the past 4 years.  Despite the fact that it was Fabregas and Silva who combined for the goal, it was painfully obvious that there wasn't enough room on the pitch for both of them, and I'd be shocked if he starts the same 11 against Ireland.

Day 1 Recap

I probably won't write one of these every day. But hey, who cares!

Day one saw everyone's whipping boy of a group, Group A get the Euro 2012 under way with 2 more entertaining encounters than most would have predicted.

Poland and Greece played out to a fitting 1-1 draw in a disjointed game that fizzled after several critical incidents.  This was in truth a very sloppy game, and both of these two will have to raise their games significantly if they are to trouble Russia and their uber-cohesive attacking front 6.  Poland look the more equipped to do so however but they looked awfully impotent after the Socrates got sent off and Samaras was mercifully pushed up top allowing Greece to clog the aortal bleeding down their right flank. Karagounis was also terrible.

I wasn't expecting much from the Czechs, but I have to say that I was shocked at the space they allowed all of Russia's midfielders.  Blame will be thrust upon their defenders, but Plasil or Jiracek, or anyone needs to a least feign an interest in defending or the Czechs will take the party plane home pointless.  I might have gotten a goal if I was allowed that much space in the midfield, just criminal.  Russia might think they'll coast right through this group, (and they probably will) but I think once they run up into a side with a better-drilled midfield, (like they did with the dutch in 08), they'll be in trouble.  None of the four sides defense inspired much confidence tonight.  Greece might have the best backline in this group which is a scary thought.

Euro 2012 Predictions

As Deyan notes, this tournament is predictable in that it is unpredictable. There will inevitably be a team in the semis that no one expected.

I break the field up into three groups:

Teams that will be happy to get out of their groups (but probably won't): Ireland, Ukraine, Greece, Sweden, Czech Republic, Denmark

Teams that would expect to get out of their groups (but won't expect to lift the trophy): Poland, Russia, Croatia

Teams that feel they have just a good a chance to win as anyone: Portugal, England, France, Italy, Spain, Holland, Germany 

It would be a surprise if the semi finalists don't come from those 7 teams, and from there it's anyone's tournament. (Not much for analysis I know, but that's what makes this the footballing purists favorite).

Below are my predictions of the tables, don't question the point totals, they add up I swear.

Group A
7-Russia
5-Poland
4-Czech Republic
1-Greece

Group B
9-Holland
4-Germany
4-Portugal
0-Denmark

Group C
6-Spain
6-Italy
3-Ireland
3-Croatia

Group D
6-France
5-England
2-Sweden
2-Ukraine

Semis- Holland over Italy, Spain over Germany

Final - Holland over Spain. and Dirk Kuyt/Ruud Van Nistelrooy win the joint golden boot.

I only give the edge to Holland over Germany because I didn't like what I saw from Germany in their friendlies at all.  They might even have a bit of a hangover from the CL final.  Germany are an excellent side, but there's just too much on Ozil's shoulders and although he's the 3rd best player in the world at the moment, I like Hollands balance of creativity and brute force in the midfield and I think they avenge their WC final loss over Spain this time around.

Euro 2012 10 Key Points and Predictions

1.             Group of Death and the Group of Shit- Group A (Poland, Russia, Czech, and Greece) is the worst group I have ever seen at the Euros and Group B (Germany, Holland, Portugal, Denmark) is arguably the best group anyone has ever seen in any tournament. How the combination of football leaders, ping pong balls, and shitty multiple home countries made this happen is a curiosity to all, but it did happen and we (especially Denmark) have to deal with it.
   
   
   2.      3 clear favorites- Spain, Germany, and Holland are easily the 3 best teams in the tourney and every other team is just in their way. Or are they?
   
   
   3.      2 big problem positions for the favs- Yes Spain, Germany, and Holland are easily the 3 best teams but for the first time in a while the 3 favs have serious issues each at 2 positions. With Puyol out, Ramos will move into the center of defense leaving the RB position to Arbeloa who doesn’t offer anything in attack. And with Villa injured and Llorente hobbled, an out of form Torres will start up top. For Germany, Lahm looks certain to switch sides and start at LB leaving a hole at RB (where a CB Boateng will prob start) and at CB (Batstuber and Mertesacker are slow and very average). Hummels is class but isn’t even a certainty to start and doesn’t have much international experience. Holland’s big issues all come from the left side where at LW a player who barely played all year, Affellay, looks likely to start and with Pieters injuring his foot, their LB is probably going to be Willems who was uncapped as of a month ago.
   
   
   4.      Adoption of the 4-2-3-1 formation- Every coach and their mother seem to have converted to this formation in the past year, especially international teams. It creates a good defensive structure with 2 holding mids protecting the backline but forces teams to play more reactive and to keep certain star strikers on the bench (Huntelaar and Giroud to name a few). What this means for us the fans is cagier, lower scoring games then what we were hoping for.
   
   
   5.      Reactive, defensive football at its finest-With Barcelona dominating world football from 2008-2011 with a pass and move, proactive approach, the days of defensive, reactive dominance seemed to fade away into the abyss. But after Chelsea parked the bus and were able to steal the Champions League title this year, many international coaches must have noticed how a fantastic defensive shape may not win you many fans, but it can win you a title. This is exponentially true when you are a much inferior side. Like a….
   
   
   6.      Greece 2004 Replay?- With the top teams having huge holes and upset Champs dominating this sports year (the defending champs are the “not one expert predicted them” Mavs, the “came back from a 10.5 game deficit” Cardinals, the “thank god for Romo the choker” Giants, the “finished behind Newcastle in the league” Chelsea, and the soon to be “first 8 seed ever to win” Kings….now take a deep breath and soak that all in) so it seems that it’s in the cards for this Euro Champ to come out of nowhere. But which team will that be? Maybe the octopus knows but I sure as hell don’t.
   
   
   7.      Christiano Ronaldo- With Messi watching on the tele and CR9 playing like a man possessed in the last couple years, this tourney is set up for him to show the world what he is capable of. But can this prima donna replicate his club form and carry a very average Portugal side in the Group of Death? I have no idea but damn am I excited to see how this plays out.
   
   
   8.      Rising stars making a name for themselves- In every big tourney, a couple young players grow from being a potential star to a legit, world class player (think Muller and Sanchez in last WC). This Euro’s leading contenders are Christian Errickson of Denmark, Mario Gotze of Germany, Oxlade-Chamberlin of England, Kevin Strootman of Holland, and Marvin Martin of France.  Besides Errickson, the rest will most-likely come off the bench but can potentially be the difference from getting knocked out early to winning the whole thing.
   
   
   9.      The England mess- What does hiring a new coach right before the tourney, not having your only superstar player for the first 2 games cuz he’s a retard, not being able to bring your 2^nd best CB because your best CB said some racist shit to the other one’s brother and banged his former teammates wife, and losing multiple other players to injury get you?  Ding Ding Ding that’s right a first round exit and getting shit on by everyone in your home country. (yes that’s my horrible attempt at doing a reverse jinx cuz as much as I love to hate them, I still root for England in any tournament not involving USA or Iran)
   
   
   10.  Hardest Tourney to Predict Ever- With the group of death being so strong, the favorites having issues at certain positions, the usual powerhouses dealing w/ their own internal issues (England, France, Italy), the dangerous dark horses either in the hardest group ever (Denmark) or have hobbling stars (Czech-Rosicky, Russia- Arshavin, Croatia- Modric), and the home countries being so weak, this is the hardest tourney to predict since I have been alive. So on that note on to the predictions….
   
   
   Over the last year I have felt that Germany has clearly become the most complete team in the world and after Puyol’s injury, I pegged Germany to win Euro 2012. However, since Germany is now the sexy pick to win it all and this has been the year of the underdog, I have reversed course.
   
   
   The team that is shown first is the group winner and upsets are in bold.
   
   
   Group A- Poland, Russia
   Group B- Germany, Portugal
   Group C- Spain, Croatia
   Group D- France, Sweden
   
   
   Finals- France over Spain 1-0.
   
   
   Golden Boot- Benzema 
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   

Premier League Top 5 Everything

In order to fit the three best attacking players (Rooney, Aguero, and Van Persie) on my first team, this year I am going with an attacking 4-1-2-1-2 formation. While I first set up to just do a top 3 teams like they do in the NBA, I realized that there were too many good players this year to not just do a top 5. Cheers to the best year in Premier League History.

GK (2nd team, 3rd team, 4th team, 5th team)- Hart (Krul, Vorm, Szczesny, Howard) This was a three horse race all the way through the season with the English #1 barely edging out the two Dutch backups because he was consistently the best goalie from start to finish.

RB- Walker (Sagna, Man City's RBs (Zabaleta/Richards), GJohnson, Ivanovic) In easily the weakest position in the Premier League this year, Walker wins in a landslide because Sagna broke his leg twice and Richards got hurt just as Zabaleta got back into form and took his starting spot for the champions.

CB- Kompany (Skrtel, Kaboul, Distin, Lescott) For towering center backs, these 5 were all dominant and had fantastic seasons throughout the campaign. While Lescott was overshadowed by his superstar defensive partner, Skrtel had arguably the most under appreciated season of any one player in the league, and Kaboul made everyone forget the brilliance of Dawson last year. Distin's year will be remembered for his horrific backpass which led to their FA semifinal exit to their Merseyside neighbors, but there is a reason why Cahill said he's been Everton's player of the season. Kompany deserves special mention because he was the most valuable player on the best team and established himself as the best defender in the world.

CB- Coloccini (Koscielny, Ferdinand, Evans, Vermaleen) These skilled defensemen are the few players in the league who combine intelligent defending with fantastic skill on the ball. Ferdinand's rolling back the years combined w Evans' drastic improvement from last season's mistakes kept Man U in the title race til the last day of the season (which few, including me, thought possible after Vidic's early season torn ACL). Koscielny won my award for most improved player of the season (with Evans coming in 2nd) and Coloccini has quietly become one of the most complete center backs in the world. Most non- Newcastle supporters don’t quite realize how good Coloccini is, but for those who watch him week in and week out, we know how skilled and valuable he is to the team.

LB- Baines (Assou-Ekoto, ACole, Evra, Enrique) Enrique was the best left back in the 1st half of the season, Evra was the best LB in the world as of last year, and Cashley was the best LB in the Champions League, but this was a two horse race by season's end. Baines edges out BAE for the first team spot because as good as the left sided combination of him and Bale were in the 1st half of the season, the combination play of Baines and Pienaar (who is such an inferior player to Bale that Spurs loaned him out to his former club in the middle of a Champions League race) was that much better.

RCM- Valencia (Ramires, Cabaye, Arteta, Larsson) In the hardest decision of the entire squad, Valencia starts over Ramires because, while both are under appreciated superstars who can do it all, Valencia's crossing is so superior to Ramires (and every other winger in the PL) that his injury midseason couldn't knock him off the top spot. Cabaye is a younger, harder tackling version of Arteta and Larsson kept the Sunderland ship from sinking when O-Neill took over midseason. 

CDM- Toure (Parker, Fallani, Song, Tiote) And this is why the team of the season's should be done after the season is over (what a crazy idea I know). While Parker missed the end through injury, Toure carried his squad to the title. Toure, even with his lackadaisical, no show matches throughout the campaign, is such a beast among men that when he's on, he's purely unstoppable to play against. Fallani deserves credit for much more than his hair and Song's greatly improved passing range made him much more than your typical "Makelele" type player.

LCM- Silva (Bale, Modric, Britton, Carrick) Silva's first half domination of the league was so utterly brilliant that he could of sat out the entire last couple months of the season and still would of beat out the 2 Spur superstars. Britton had a "xavi" like passing rate for Swansea's extremely successful first season up and Carrick's wide range of skills seem to always go unnoticed. 

CAM- Rooney (Mata, Sessegnon, Dembele, Ben Arfa) Rooney's ability to do everything on the pitch extremely well was the main reason a "weak" Man U team ended the season on 89 points. Let me repeat that. 89 points!The same number of points that would have won the title almost every other year, but yet, people still seem to love bashing on the best English player since.....hmmm Sir Bobby Charlton? For some reason, Sessegnon and Dembele seem to get overshadowed by their scoring teammates Larsson and Dempsey respectively, but a child could watch a Sunderland v Fulham game and tell you who the two best players are....and they're not white.

CF- Van Persie (Adebayor, Holt, Dempsey, Yakubu) Yakubu carried what looked like an MLS team for the first half of the season, while Holt and Dempsey couldn't stop scoring on some very average Premier League teams. Adebayor missed his usual number easy scoring chances and sitters, but his work-rate improved and his spectacular hold up play was vital to Tottenham's success. For RVP check the MVP.

CF- Aguero (Ba, Suarez, Welbeck, Cisse/Jelavic) Cisse and Jelavic were arguably the two most successful winter signings in PL history so, even though they didn't play the first half of the season, they deserved a shared spot here. Welbeck was able to wrestle away the starting spot from last year's player of the season, Chicharito, and Suarez's racist ways overshadowed how incredibly hard he is to defend. Ba carried Newcastle's attack for the first half of the season, while Aguero carried Man City's attack throughout the season even with Dkeko's lack of a touch, Balotelli's burning of houses, and Tevez's unwillingness to listen to anyone but his agent.

Honorable Mention- Foster, Terry, Scholes, Dyer, Moses  

Manager- Pardew (Rogers, Lambert, Moyes, O-Neill) To start the season on an eleven game unbeaten streak and end it in a Europa League spot is more than even the most optimistic Newcastle supporter (me!) could have dreamed of and Pardew deserves great credit for achieving this with so many squad changes over the last year. Rogers and Lambert, with drastically different coaching styles, were able to take two squads that looked destined for a relegation scrapfight, safely into midtable for basically the whole season.

MVP- Van Persie (Kompany, Rooney, Aguero, Coloccini) Even with his end of season slide, RVP was the only player to carry his Champions League team throughout the season as he stayed off the treatment table and dominated the league this year. He had one of the few years that all strikers dream of where he was able to combine brilliant all-around play and easily lead the league in scoring. If it wasn’t for RVP’s brilliance, Arsenal would have been lucky to have finished in the top 8 this year.

LVP- Downing (Carroll, Torres, Adams, Nani) Oo how all that money John Henry has wasted on those overpriced Liverpool signings in the past couple years I could have bought an entire team. This was a two horse race between the two worst Liverpool flops, Downing and Carroll, but Downing got the edge in least valuable player of the year because to end the season with 0 goals and 0 assists as an attacking midfielder is an absolute travesty.

Best Summer Signings- Vorm (Ba, Cabaye, Larsson, Aguero) Ba had this spot all but wrapped up by midseason but then left for the African Cup of Nations and never was the same. He went from potentially being one of the best signings of all time (a top four EPL forward who was bought for FREE) to not even one of the top two attacking players on his own team. I still don’t know how Cabaye, a France International who was the lynchpin in Lille’s championship winning team last year and only cost a cool 4.5 million, was not sought out by more teams over the summer. But Vorm was my summer signing of the year because a 1.5 million dollar goalie, who has around ten more solid years left in him and is already one of the top goalies in the PL, just does not come around every so often.

Best Winter Signings- Cisse (Jelavic, Scholes, Pienaar, Sigurdsson) Hands down the best winter signing season in PL history. While last year’s top two winter signings cost a combined 85 million, these 5 cost a combined less than 15 mill and each played a million times better than any winter signing of last year. I can go on and on about how big the free loans/signings of the three key midfielders, Sigurdsson, Pienaar, and Scholes, were, but this all came down to the goal scoring prowess of Jelavic and Cisse. Jelavic was able to bag 11 goals in only a couple months for Everton and Cisse scored 13 goals in his first 12 games for Newcastle.

Biggest Injuries- Lucas (Wilshire, Holden, Vidic, Sagna) Sagna’s broken legs caused Arsenal all sorts of defensive problems, but Wilshire’s injury was a bigger blow because with Fabregas’s departure his creativity in the middle was Arsenal’s only chance for a title run. Due to Evan’s huge improvement this year, Vidic’s torn ACL didn’t hurt Man U as much as first thought, but Holden’s ACL injury was felt far more as Bolton got relegated without his intelligent, middle of the park play. Lucas’s torn ACL in the beginning of the season was the biggest injury of the bunch, because he was on the tear of his life and was quickly forming into the best CDM in the world.

Best Goal- Cisse (Crouch, Ben Arfa, Suarez, Aguero) Aguero’s quality of goal was average but it was the most important goal in PL history so it had to be here. Suarez’s half-line chip shot gave him one of the best hat tricks I have ever seen. Ben Arfa’s full field turn, run,and toe poke wasn’t even his best goal of the season (his best was this in the Cup), but it was unbelievable in its own right. Crouch’s “never touched the ground” wonder volley was out of this world for such a lanky character. And Cisse’s final goal of his magical season just makes u feel well… just… speechless.

Team of the Season

Keeper - Michelle Vorm - You could make any good number of cases here for Friedel, Krul, Hart, but I'll go with the Dutchman for not only his acrobatics, but outstanding statistical record before Swansea tailed off after March.  

Right Back - Kyle Walker - Probably the easiest inclusion in this XI. Which is to say I don't really see any other candidates. Zabaleta and Simpson also had solid seasons, but Walker was superb at both ends of the pitch. 


Left Back - Benoit Assou-Ekoto - I'd probably rather have either Jose Enrique or Leighton Baines in my XI, but BAE turned a huge corner in 11/12 along with the rest of the Spurs defense. He's already talking up himself for a big money move to a bigger club. But considering City bought Clichy for a kings ransom, (I mean 7 million pounds my god) just last summer, he probably isn't going to do any better than spurs for the moment. (such is the life of a left back).  

Center Back - Vincent Kompany & Fabricio Coloccini - Martin Skrtel, Laurent Koscielny, Younes Kaboul all made personal improvements. But these two were the most integral to their teams' success. And Kompany seems one of a few halfway decent guys on what will only become a more odious Man City side in the coming years.  

Left Mid - David Silva - Pity to see him sputter out of gas like that at the end of the season, and it nearly cost his team the title. But he was in a class by himself in the whole league for the first few months, and will hopefully feature in the Spanish XI in Ukraine. Same holds true for Juan Mata, who adapted to life in the Prem ludicrously fast, but never quite reached the heights of his compatriot  

Center Defensive Mid - Scotty Parker - New club. New lease on life. Maybe I'm being naive, but I can never remember Scott Parker playing the cliche role of "works his socks off" with such eagerness and tenacity at any of his previous clubs. Played his way right into the England midfield and would be my vote for captain. Honorable mention goes to the ever tireless Alex Song, who got Arsenal out of jail on countless occasions this year with his tackling and inspired lofted through balls to Van Persie.

Center Mid - Yaya Toure Ramires- Oh, you mean, you didn't happen to catch more than the last two games of the year. Then you're probably a bit confused as to why I'm not throwing heaps of praise like the rest of the football and punditry when it comes to the most overrated Toure brother since Kolo. I just don't get it. Yes, he pops up and scores goals, but he is a defensive liability, and one of the reasons they crashed out of Europe. Ramires on the other hand is basically the reason that Chelsea are still in Europe and the antithesis of Yaya Toure. And he's done it all while wearing braces!

Right Wing - No One - If you put a gun to my head, I'd probably say Victor Moses, but that's pretty soft. Nathan Dyer, Valencia, Seb Larsonn? Were clutching at straws here.

Strikers - Sergio Aguero & Robin Van Persie - People forget that this was RVP's first full season healthy. It's never been a question of ability with Robin, just fitness (and a bit of temprement). You might argue for Grant Holt, Cisse, Suarez, Rooney, or Adebayor even, but Aguero was another to make the impressive transition to the premier league withough missing a beat.

Manager - B.Rodgers 
Goal - Ben Arfa
Clown - Joey Barton/Ballotelli
Stunt - Rando handcuffing himself to the post.

Marseille v Inter Player Ratings Numbers

Marseille 1 vs Inter 0

Champions League Round of 16

Ayew is able to score a last gasp winner to put Marseille in the drivers seat of this not so thrilling, evenly matched tie where not one player played exceptionally and chances came few and far between.

First is my rating, then the rating from espnstar, then from goal, and then the fan rating from the guardian.

Marseille

Steve Mandanda- 7.5 - 7.5 - 6.5 - 7.8

Souleymane Diawara- 7 - 7 - 5.5 - 7

Jérémy Morel- 5.5 - 6.5 - 5 - 5

Nicolas N'Koulou- 7 - 6.5 - 6 - 7

César Azpilicueta (Rod Fanni, 80)- 7 - 7.5 - 6 - 7

Morgan Amalfitano- 6.5 - 6 - 6 - 6.8

Mathieu Valbuena- 7 - 7.5 - 7 - 5.7

Alou Diarra- 6 - 7 - 5.5 - 6

Benoit Cheyrou (Charles Kaboré, 84)- 7 - 7- 6 - 5.8

Brandão (Jordan Ayew, 73)- 4.5 - 7 - 4.5 - 3.4

André Ayew- 7 - 8 - 7.5 - 5.8

Inter

• Julio César- 6 - 6.5 - 6 - 5.3

• Maicon (Yuto Nagatomo, 45)- 5 (6) - 6 (7) - 5 (6) - 4 (6.5)

• Lucio- 7.5 - 7.5 - 6.5 - 6

• Walter Samuel- 6.5 - 6.5 - 6 - 5.3

• Cristian Chivu- 5 - 5 - 5.5 - 5

• Dejan Stankovic- 5 - 7 - 5 - 5.7

• Wesley Sneijder- 6 - 6 - 5.5 - 5.4

• Javier Zanetti- 7 - 7 - 6 - 6

• Esteban Cambiasso - 7.5 - 7.5 - 7 - 7

• Diego Forlán- 6 - 7 - 5.5 - 5.6

• Mauro Zárate (Joel Chukwuma Obi, 64)- 4.5 (4.5) - 6.5 (6.5) - 4.5 (5.5) - 4 (4)

Ref- 7